[Lakeshark]

Pssst.....Fritter........you may have noticed the rather unhinged nature of the mascot, practically begging for more abuse.......

It was a deep fear from her childhood. recurrent dreams of running out of logs to gnaw on, or some such thing.

[derllak]

Actually it was more of a recurrent fear of running out of shark bits to bbq. Haven’t you noticed your missing tail yet, Lame? Sure was tasty! Don’t worry, you’ll grow a new one....

Now I’m ready for dessert. An apple fritter would sure hit the spot! :)