Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
Lol! Are you saying I’m smelly? First I’m fat, now I’m stinky. You’ve got such a way with words, Grampy! :P
Well, I hear they do feature...ahem...dare I say it? :P
Please don’t make me explain it to you....
No, actually I found them in the cabbage patch. Darks was dropped onto this planet by the duck of doom. Let’s get the facts straight here, Gramps!
Lol! That’s much better, although I would prefer you on your knees, grovelling at my feet. A salute will do this time, though. And bring me an apple fritter next time, too! :P
I’m freezing, Gramps, I’m gonna go start a fire. In my woodstove, of course. :P
I’ll be back later to taunt you. :)
*slapping your forehead*
I fell through a hole in the sky, much like H.P. Lovecraft’s Elder Things.
Surgery?
Mere genetic manipulation.
Tentacles sounds like a good mutation to have.
From frolicking frogs to the love-lives of leopards, this will give you an intimate look at animal mating rituals. The R-rated show lets you go where no zoo guests have gone before. Tickets are sold out, but there is a waiting list. Just call the zoo office to add your name.*
*I called to add your name to the waiting list but they said that you had already signed up for every day this month.
NO! WAY!
Fine print at end of D-sheare EULA:
“Failure to follow terms spelled out in EULA will invalidate the software, hardware, wearware, and -ware and may possibly cause corruption of files, and people within ‘active’ radius of influence. Have a nice and productive day.”
Uh oh.
I had to zero out a possum the other day because it went after the outdoor cats.
Darn.
Taze!
It’s what they crave!
Or was that White Castle...?
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