[catpuppy]

GOOD NEWS, SHARKEY! How happy you must be to have finally found something to do rather than watch blizzards, rust and lousy football. Go to the zoo!

From frolicking frogs to the love-lives of leopards, this will give you an intimate look at animal mating rituals. The R-rated show lets you go where no zoo guests have gone before. Tickets are sold out, but there is a waiting list. Just call the zoo office to add your name.*

Winter fun in Michigan

*I called to add your name to the waiting list but they said that you had already signed up for every day this month.

[Lakeshark]

Your post, as always, provides contemplative and humorous windows into the mind of one catpuppy, esq. Your brain must have had rays of light enter in it as you ferreted out this mating sight, the pressure of being surrounded by bluehairs being so intense in your area.

I realize your need for intimacy may have long ago passed, but you, perhaps, might want to get over those long ago held fantasies of leopard skins and those younger 80 year old beach bunnies........

Counselling might help.

:-)

[sweetliberty]