Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 34

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[Darksheare]

I for one would welcome global warming were it real because I’m tired of freezing my butt off and dodging people who enjoy spinning out in a glorious spiral of death on the highways in a Darwinesque attempt to off themselves and everyone around them.

[null and void]

has hired Bill Curry to begin a football program in the next year or so.

That'll work...

[null and void]

[catpuppy]

Saw a Floriduh vanity license plate today. It read: WARNING. This car on route to bingo parlor.

Michigan native no doubt. Their fondness for stolen cars is exceeded only by their love of Bingo

and "earlybird" specials

[catpuppy]

Is that a San Fran politician or just a working girl guy clothing challenged person?

[null and void]

It’s Mr Curry.

[Lakeshark]

Heh. I think that license plate is universal in Floriduh, natives of all states inclusive........I have it on good report that Georgia natives may be first in their appetite for their bingo and early bird specials.

From what I've seen of Floriduh, those that are "Michigan natives" simply get sucked into the mindlessness of the population that is there already........such as the Georgia natives..........

:-)

[Lakeshark]

Think about this: One week after Obambi reports that "the global warming science is settled", it snowed in New Orleans, Malibu, and Las Vegas.

Oh, the irony...........

[Darksheare]

The globull warming cultists will not rest until everyone is marked with their ‘truth’.

[Lakeshark]

I think I need to report you as a denier to the globull warming police.

Ve haf our vays to chanche your mind........

[Darksheare]

I shall increase my carbon footprint by 900 percent, and sing my song:
“Biig bootz fer vershtompin und peepul fer shcreemin, zeez are a few uv mi fave-or-hit tings”
Obviously with it being too darn cold and snowing here, the globe isn’t warm enough.

[catpuppy]

From what I've seen of Floriduh ...

While your fifteen earlybird specials in as many afternoons followed by all-night bingo sessions is an impressive record even for a snowbird, you would have enjoyed Florida more had you slathered some sunscreen on that pasty white, bloated and frost-bitten Michigan bod and found a beach on which to roost.

no one would have laughed--we're used to seeing Michiganders who think that black socks and woolen swim suits are appropriate beachwear.

[Darksheare]

From the right angle, the Georgia state quarter looks like some lady’s backside...
Just sayin’.

[Lakeshark]

Heh. Your projection is, just so, so.......................................cute.

I know it's hard to believe that some of us haven't partaken in the loves of your life, i.e. early bird specials, bingo, bluehairs, hot, flat, and ugly. However not all of us are prepared to give everything up for those, um, er...........pleasures.........retirement rewards............Floriduh asylum gates.

:-)

[Lakeshark]

My uncle is 92. He lives near Tacoma, Washington and just sent me an email saying he has never seen this much cold and snow in December in his whole life of living there.

And, of course we know global warming has caused this.........

*rolls eyes*

[catpuppy]

some of us haven't partaken in the loves of your life

like warm, sunny weather ...

[Lakeshark]

When we want it in the winter, warm sunny weather is easily found in lots of places for the price of a plane ticket. Plus most of those other places are actually nice to visit.

Only the other parts of the list, i.e. early bird specials, bingo, bluehairs, flat, ugly, etc. can be found exclusively in Floriduh...................

:-)

[catpuppy]

Frostbite does terrible things to the mind. Fortunately, most sufferers retain just enough instinct to make it to the sunny southland where they quickly recover their sanity.

Others whose minds refused to thaw because they waited too long must remain in high tax, depression plagued, bankrupt, crime ridden, bitterly cold Michigan as they plea for bailouts and do-overs.

Enjoy your "summer."

[catpuppy]

Which lady?

[Canadian Outrage]

Well guess what? It has now gone down to -28 and we are heading for -33!! My God, it is COLD. You can’t believe it. On top of that, it won’t stop snowing which is very unusual when the temps get this cold. It’s hell I tell ya, hell!! It’s just not Hot! LOL I’m going to Mexico on January 11th and this had better stop soon otherwise I’m afraid to fly!!!!! Sheesh, can this not go to Michigan where it belongs?? LOL CO