While your fifteen earlybird specials in as many afternoons followed by all-night bingo sessions is an impressive record even for a snowbird, you would have enjoyed Florida more had you slathered some sunscreen on that pasty white, bloated and frost-bitten Michigan bod and found a beach on which to roost.
no one would have laughed--we're used to seeing Michiganders who think that black socks and woolen swim suits are appropriate beachwear.