While your fifteen earlybird specials in as many afternoons followed by all-night bingo sessions is an impressive record even for a snowbird, you would have enjoyed Florida more had you slathered some sunscreen on that pasty white, bloated and frost-bitten Michigan bod and found a beach on which to roost.
no one would have laughed--we're used to seeing Michiganders who think that black socks and woolen swim suits are appropriate beachwear.
I know it's hard to believe that some of us haven't partaken in the loves of your life, i.e. early bird specials, bingo, bluehairs, hot, flat, and ugly. However not all of us are prepared to give everything up for those, um, er...........pleasures.........retirement rewards............Floriduh asylum gates.
:-)