[catpuppy]

Frostbite does terrible things to the mind. Fortunately, most sufferers retain just enough instinct to make it to the sunny southland where they quickly recover their sanity.

Others whose minds refused to thaw because they waited too long must remain in high tax, depression plagued, bankrupt, crime ridden, bitterly cold Michigan as they plea for bailouts and do-overs.

Enjoy your "summer."

[Lakeshark]

Heat stroke does terrible things to the mind. Fortunately, most sufferers retain just enough instinct to make it to the north where they quickly recover their sanity.

Unfortunately, you are too far gone and will likely remain with the bluehairs and early bird specials...........and bingo parlors.......