[Darksheare]

I shall increase my carbon footprint by 900 percent, and sing my song:
“Biig bootz fer vershtompin und peepul fer shcreemin, zeez are a few uv mi fave-or-hit tings”
Obviously with it being too darn cold and snowing here, the globe isn’t warm enough.

[Lakeshark]

My uncle is 92. He lives near Tacoma, Washington and just sent me an email saying he has never seen this much cold and snow in December in his whole life of living there.

And, of course we know global warming has caused this.........

*rolls eyes*