Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Man hides sex toys in the wurst way...
Reuters ^ | 9/19/2007 | Reuters

Posted on 09/20/2007 11:29:22 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA

BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said Wednesday.

(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...


TOPICS:
KEYWORDS: generalchat
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-47 last
To: lesser_satan
This article was just brilliant for so many reasons. The best line was "He had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside..."

A Masters of Fine Arts degree in writing, and I swear, as God is my witness, I would NEVER have come up with something as awesome as that.

Were they beef sausages?

41 posted on 09/20/2007 3:26:57 PM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: RepoGirl
A Masters of Fine Arts degree in writing

Wow, I didn't know that!

42 posted on 09/20/2007 3:49:57 PM PDT by lesser_satan (FRED THOMPSON '08)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: Billthedrill

Hey, you cant whip that schnitzelgruber out in public!


43 posted on 09/20/2007 4:01:04 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: Red in Blue PA; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
"That's not a salami!"


44 posted on 09/20/2007 4:46:33 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Billthedrill
"'It was two latex dildos with a natural look,' said a spokesman for police..."

Natural look? A 'fro?
45 posted on 09/20/2007 9:19:17 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast ([Thompson 2008!])
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Red in Blue PA
"Hans! Der Blutwurst ist buzzing! Und vas is mit der meatballen? Der Kustomer ist not ordnung meatballen! Der Kustomer ist ordnung Bluuuuutwurst! Und vhat is mit der buzzing, Hans? Eet ist not natural!"
46 posted on 09/20/2007 9:23:19 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast ([Thompson 2008!])
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Red in Blue PA
Too bad he didn't use lambskin condoms -- he could have tried to claim they were the natural casings for veal sausages.

I'm sorry. All the *good* puns were taken.

Cheers!

47 posted on 09/20/2007 9:43:08 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-47 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson