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Man hides sex toys in the wurst way...
Reuters ^
| 9/19/2007
| Reuters
Posted on 09/20/2007 11:29:22 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said Wednesday.
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To: Red in Blue PA
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posted on
09/20/2007 11:42:13 AM PDT
by
this is my name not yours
(Free speech is the escape valve that keeps some people from picking up a rifle.)
To: al baby; Allegra; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; feinswinesuksass; ...
"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread.
To: capt. norm
“Schwartenmagen, baaaaby!!!
23
posted on
09/20/2007 11:42:41 AM PDT
by
Safetgiver
(So simple, even a Muslim can do it.)
To: Leatherneck_MT
To: capt. norm
Importing pork products could be a bugger issue than the sex-toy thing. Nice typso!
25
posted on
09/20/2007 11:44:35 AM PDT
by
pgyanke
(Duncan Hunter 08--You want to elect a conservative? Then support a conservative!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
*SMOOCHES* backatcha baby :)
26
posted on
09/20/2007 11:44:54 AM PDT
by
Leatherneck_MT
(A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.)
To: ErnBatavia
To: pgyanke
Islam is salami spelled sideways.
28
posted on
09/20/2007 11:46:05 AM PDT
by
xJones
To: Red in Blue PA
The Brits call them bangers.
29
posted on
09/20/2007 11:46:32 AM PDT
by
decimon
To: capt. norm
Importing pork products could be a bugger bigger issue than the sex-toy thing.I think my bad spelling (or could it have been a Freudian slip) muddied the issue.
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posted on
09/20/2007 11:47:15 AM PDT
by
capt. norm
(Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Once upon a time, not too many years ago when I was a mewling puking newb, a friend linked to a site that had the ‘last bratwurst in Belgium’.
(Or was it Germany? Details are foggy..)
Well.. you know how sites like Ogrish switch linked images?
The image, from a store, was switched with.. well.. the last bratwurst.
(The image was pr0n, and it became joke fodder for awhile.)
Irrelevant, yes.
But the article brought it to mind.
31
posted on
09/20/2007 11:47:37 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you set something free, and it returns, it must really like being captive.)
To: capt. norm
No, it was clear. Funny... but clear.
32
posted on
09/20/2007 11:48:11 AM PDT
by
pgyanke
(Duncan Hunter 08--You want to elect a conservative? Then support a conservative!)
To: AngelesCrestHighway
Nein, das ist ein dildowurst!
To: Red in Blue PA
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police.
They thought they were friggen pipe bombs. He can thank his Muslim buddies for that. An Scotsman would have gotten away with it.
And how do you explain that to the officer, the butcher, your wife, etc? What are you doing with a couple of lifelike rubber penises mister?
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posted on
09/20/2007 11:54:09 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
dildowurst....
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
To: Red in Blue PA
Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me.
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posted on
09/20/2007 11:55:46 AM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
(Thompson for President: 2008, 2012: Jindal for President 2016, 2020)
To: Red in Blue PA
It gets wurst,
Schwartenmagen is that icky pork headcheese.
Ingredients: Pork, Pork Skins, Water, Salt, Natural Spices, Onion Powder, Sodium Nitrate. (dildos optional)
As someone else said, "I'll have two fatwas to go!"
37
posted on
09/20/2007 11:56:54 AM PDT
by
xJones
To: MotleyGirl70; Larry Lucido; Cagey
“I find pastrami to the the most sensual of the salted, cured meats”.
38
posted on
09/20/2007 12:00:03 PM PDT
by
Rb ver. 2.0
(Reunite Gondwanaland!)
To: GreenLanternCorps
“My hot dog has a first name, it’s S-c-h-w-a-r-t-e-n-m-a-g-e-n...”
39
posted on
09/20/2007 12:02:04 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: Billthedrill
It’s twwooo, it’s twwooo!
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