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Man hides sex toys in the wurst way...
Reuters ^ | 9/19/2007 | Reuters

Posted on 09/20/2007 11:29:22 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA

BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said Wednesday.

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1 posted on 09/20/2007 11:29:23 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
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To: Red in Blue PA

I guess the argument that gays make a contribution to society because they make great cooks sort of falls by the wayside.


2 posted on 09/20/2007 11:31:29 AM PDT by Cvengr (The violence of evil is met with the violence of righteousness, justice, love and grace.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

I guess they weren’t halal..............


3 posted on 09/20/2007 11:31:57 AM PDT by Red Badger (ALL that CARBON in ALL that oil & coal was once in the atmospere. We're just putting it back!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Sex toys, sausage...potato, potahto...


4 posted on 09/20/2007 11:32:00 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Red in Blue PA

new meaning for hide the weenie


5 posted on 09/20/2007 11:32:02 AM PDT by texas_mrs
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To: Red in Blue PA
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police...

Too
Much
Information

6 posted on 09/20/2007 11:33:08 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Red in Blue PA; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro

How come this bratwurst has batteries in it?


7 posted on 09/20/2007 11:33:39 AM PDT by CougarGA7
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To: Larry Lucido; Slings and Arrows; EveningStar; RepoGirl

ping!


8 posted on 09/20/2007 11:34:44 AM PDT by lesser_satan (FRED THOMPSON '08)
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To: Red in Blue PA; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; ...

PING!!!!


9 posted on 09/20/2007 11:35:08 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (RIP Eric Medlen. You will be missed.)
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To: Red in Blue PA; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; ...

PING!!!!


10 posted on 09/20/2007 11:35:08 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (RIP Eric Medlen. You will be missed.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Ist das nicht ein dildostein?


11 posted on 09/20/2007 11:35:08 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Red in Blue PA

Sausage as in pork in Dubai? Interesting.


12 posted on 09/20/2007 11:35:11 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Red in Blue PA

She don’t like salami, she don’t want pastrami
She don’t want a chicken, she don’t want a roast
She just wants her double dose of my

Beef, beef, beef, beef bologna
Beef, beef, beef, beef bologna
Beef, beef, beef, beef bologna

-Fear


13 posted on 09/20/2007 11:35:12 AM PDT by Freedom_no_exceptions (No actual, intended, or imminent victim = no crime. No exceptions.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

This explains why I had an orgasm during breakfast.


14 posted on 09/20/2007 11:35:38 AM PDT by WrightOnTarget
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To: Red in Blue PA

You mean he wasn’t trying to hide the salami?


15 posted on 09/20/2007 11:36:04 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (Mosque - Arabic word for ammo dump.)
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To: Billthedrill

And the wurst part is, he’d probably used your screen moniker as it’s nickname.


16 posted on 09/20/2007 11:37:09 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: Red in Blue PA

“Prepare to get ANSCHLUSSed, baby.”


17 posted on 09/20/2007 11:37:53 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: Red in Blue PA

How bright do you have to be to try shipping pork sausage to a Muslim country, and then throw in a couple of dildos? The dildos might pass customs, but the pork wouldn’t.


18 posted on 09/20/2007 11:37:58 AM PDT by xJones
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

lol figures you would ping me to this thread :P


19 posted on 09/20/2007 11:39:07 AM PDT by Leatherneck_MT (A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.)
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To: Red in Blue PA
Sausage?

I thought pork was taboo in Muslim countries.

Importing pork products could be a bugger issue than the sex-toy thing.

20 posted on 09/20/2007 11:39:10 AM PDT by capt. norm (Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
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