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Man hides sex toys in the wurst way...
Reuters ^
| 9/19/2007
| Reuters
Posted on 09/20/2007 11:29:22 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said Wednesday.
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To: lesser_satan
This article was just brilliant for so many reasons. The best line was "He had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside..."
A Masters of Fine Arts degree in writing, and I swear, as God is my witness, I would NEVER have come up with something as awesome as that.
Were they beef sausages?
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posted on
09/20/2007 3:26:57 PM PDT
by
RepoGirl
("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
To: RepoGirl
A Masters of Fine Arts degree in writingWow, I didn't know that!
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posted on
09/20/2007 3:49:57 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(FRED THOMPSON '08)
To: Billthedrill
Hey, you cant whip that schnitzelgruber out in public!
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posted on
09/20/2007 4:01:04 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Red in Blue PA; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
"That's not a salami!"
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posted on
09/20/2007 4:46:33 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
To: Billthedrill
"'It was two latex dildos with a natural look,' said a spokesman for police..."
Natural look? A 'fro?
To: Red in Blue PA
"Hans! Der Blutwurst ist buzzing! Und vas is mit der meatballen? Der Kustomer ist not ordnung meatballen! Der Kustomer ist ordnung Bluuuuutwurst! Und vhat is mit der buzzing, Hans? Eet ist not natural!"
To: Red in Blue PA
Too bad he didn't use lambskin condoms -- he could have tried to claim they were the natural casings for veal sausages.
I'm sorry. All the *good* puns were taken.
Cheers!
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posted on
09/20/2007 9:43:08 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
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