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Ants won't die in microwave!(total vanity)
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Posted on 09/07/2007 6:47:09 PM PDT by mickeylee

OK, I have a question for Friday night amusement.

I went to get cat food out of the pantry for my kitty and it wasn't sealed properly so hundreds of ants got in it. I didn't want to throw it away so I decided to nuke them. I set it on high for 30 seconds. They went crazy but still alive. I repeated, still alive. I tried 1 minute, still alive. Another minute, still alive. (This is a brand new Mocrowave) In total, 7 1/2 minutes. The bag melted and some of the ants were sitll alive! I think they may take over the world.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ants; generalchatroom; microwave
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To: mickeylee
That’s it I’m calling peta and you’er in big trouble.
81 posted on 09/07/2007 7:59:07 PM PDT by org.whodat (What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
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To: mickeylee

Spray them with water then try it.


82 posted on 09/07/2007 8:00:33 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft
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To: mickeylee

Well after the joke? What other types of crawly things have you got living in your house?


83 posted on 09/07/2007 8:01:49 PM PDT by org.whodat (What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
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To: Chief Engineer

You really need to get out more!


84 posted on 09/07/2007 8:03:03 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: org.whodat

Just our kitty!


85 posted on 09/07/2007 8:13:16 PM PDT by mickeylee ( My cat is my baby, I would never abuse her!)
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To: Grizzled Bear

I experimented because of this thread. I strive for accuracy!


86 posted on 09/07/2007 8:16:04 PM PDT by Chief Engineer
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To: mickeylee

The individual ants are too small to absorb the 900 MHz radiation - their bodies just do not work well as antennas for a wavelength of over a foot.


87 posted on 09/07/2007 8:21:24 PM PDT by MainFrame65 (The US Senate: World's greatest PREVARICATIVE body!)
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To: Jaysun
Thank you! I should have consulted you first!

LOL

88 posted on 09/07/2007 8:22:14 PM PDT by mickeylee ( My cat is my baby, I would never abuse her!)
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To: Jaysun
Thank you! I should have consulted you first!

LOL

89 posted on 09/07/2007 8:22:16 PM PDT by mickeylee ( My cat is my baby, I would never abuse her!)
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To: MainFrame65

Sorry, microwave ovens operate at 2,500 mHz.

Too many other uses for the 900 mHz


90 posted on 09/07/2007 8:23:35 PM PDT by Chief Engineer
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To: org.whodat
Well after the joke? What other types of crawly things have you got living in your house?

Apparently not an aardvark.

91 posted on 09/07/2007 8:27:35 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: mickeylee

They already took over the world.

I think that except for birds, (penguins in Antarctica), ants are the single most widespread species there is.


92 posted on 09/07/2007 8:28:28 PM PDT by djf (Send Fred some bread! Not a whole loaf, a slice or two will do!)
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To: Chief Engineer

What is all the concern about ants in the cat food? Cats have cast iron stomachs. Ever see what they bring in to eat from the outside?

Besides, the ants add to the protein content of the cat food.

LOL


93 posted on 09/07/2007 8:30:59 PM PDT by Chief Engineer
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To: Chief Engineer

Except for the fact that if I leave them in the cat food I will attract a million more ants, I’m sure Cleo (the kitty) would love it!


94 posted on 09/07/2007 8:33:19 PM PDT by mickeylee ( My cat is my baby, I would never abuse her!)
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To: Chief Engineer

I had a “Frigidaire” microwave 35 years ago that I am virtually certain operated at 900 MHz. However, I agree that 900 MHz is a very busy place.


95 posted on 09/07/2007 8:37:54 PM PDT by MainFrame65 (The US Senate: World's greatest PREVARICATIVE body!)
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To: EveningStar

ping


96 posted on 09/07/2007 8:40:49 PM PDT by dfwddr (Duncan Hunter '08 -- the real thing.)
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To: mickeylee

Put the cat food on a cookie sheet, bake at 225 deg. for 30 minutes, store in closed plastic container.

Cat food with extra, added protein!


97 posted on 09/07/2007 8:41:13 PM PDT by Chief Engineer
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To: Chief Engineer

Why didn’t I think of that!


98 posted on 09/07/2007 8:42:21 PM PDT by mickeylee ( My cat is my baby, I would never abuse her!)
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To: mickeylee; Froufrou

Maybe the ants are from THAILAND????


99 posted on 09/07/2007 8:50:16 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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To: Jaysun
Was this too long ?


100 posted on 09/07/2007 8:58:03 PM PDT by al baby (Hi mom)
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