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Ants won't die in microwave!(total vanity)
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Posted on 09/07/2007 6:47:09 PM PDT by mickeylee
OK, I have a question for Friday night amusement.
I went to get cat food out of the pantry for my kitty and it wasn't sealed properly so hundreds of ants got in it. I didn't want to throw it away so I decided to nuke them. I set it on high for 30 seconds. They went crazy but still alive. I repeated, still alive. I tried 1 minute, still alive. Another minute, still alive. (This is a brand new Mocrowave) In total, 7 1/2 minutes. The bag melted and some of the ants were sitll alive! I think they may take over the world.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ants; generalchatroom; microwave
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What's up with that? No, I am not stupid, quite the contrary. My hubby is also amazed!
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:47:11 PM PDT
by
mickeylee
To: mickeylee
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:48:23 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rear view mirror.)
To: mickeylee
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:48:36 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~~~Jihad Fever -- Catch It !~~~ (Backup tag: "Live Fred or Die"))
To: mickeylee
They die if you nuke em right.
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:48:37 PM PDT
by
kinoxi
To: mickeylee
Unrealated to your important research but do the cats still eat the food?
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:49:19 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: mickeylee
Maybe their exoskeleton protects them from the microwaves?
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:49:23 PM PDT
by
joebuck
To: mickeylee
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:49:37 PM PDT
by
OCC
To: mickeylee
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:49:49 PM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
((Victory will never be achieved while defining Conservatism downward, and forsaking its heritage.))
To: mickeylee
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:50:04 PM PDT
by
sigSEGV
To: mickeylee
Insects are curiously rad-hard.
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:50:09 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
(The 2nd Amendment isn't about sporting goods.)
To: mickeylee
Were you logged into the microwave?
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:50:19 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(This tagline in memory of FReeper 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
To: mickeylee
Was this before or after you downed the bottle of cooking sherry?
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:50:36 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: mickeylee
Turn the power up....
Next time use a sealable container, keeps food fresh and eliminates having to nuke ants.
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:50:38 PM PDT
by
deport
(>>>--Keep your powder dry--<<< [ Meanwhile:-- Cue Spooky Music--])
To: mickeylee
Bookmarked for the solution, I am sure some great mind here on FR will provide.
But still laughing out loud!
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:50:58 PM PDT
by
ImpBill
("America ... Where are you now?" --Greg Adams--Brownsville, TX --On the other Front Line)
To: mickeylee
"(This is a brand new Mocrowave)"
Ah therein lies the problem.
Seriously though I am somewhat surprised although I have read that the government is creating a crowd dispersal weapon that uses microwaves to inflict horrible pain without causing any permanent damage. Although the weapon uses shorter waves at higher frequencies than microwaves.
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines01/0302-01.htm
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:51:48 PM PDT
by
Xenophon450
(They say it's lonely at the top, then I am as lonely as can be.)
To: mickeylee
Roaches can survive a Nuclear Blast,,former NBC NCO US Army,,must be the “skin”..??,,instructors could not figure it...
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:52:07 PM PDT
by
silentreignofheroes
(When the Last Two Prophets are taken, there will be no Tommorrow!)
To: mickeylee
Oh great, now there will be hundreds of teenage mutant ninja ants running around the place.
To: mickeylee
You do realize that the ones who survive will grow to the size of bulldozers, don’t you.
To: mickeylee
Do you remember what happened to Michael Vick? Be careful.
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:52:31 PM PDT
by
OldEagle
To: mickeylee
Just how high are you right now?
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posted on
09/07/2007 6:52:50 PM PDT
by
jdm
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