"Bah!"
Posted on 08/14/2007 9:44:25 PM PDT by DancesWithCats
All black cats wear bells on Friday the 13th in French Lick Springs, Indiana.
Cats can only be taken on to the street on leads in Lorinc, Hungary.ÊOfficials say the measure will protect the public from the "dangerous menace of free range cats."
Joint custody of a family pet, including cats, is not allowed when a couple divorces in Madison Wisconsin. The feline is legally awarded to whoever happens to have possession of it at the time of the initial separation.
Cats in International Falls, Minnesota are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles.
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North Carolina.
Pet cats to run loose without a taillight in Sterling, Colorado.
Ventura County, California, cats are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
Cats living in Cresskill, New Jersey must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
Duluth, Minnesota felines may not sleep in a bakery.
California bans cats from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
In Zion, Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to cats.
Cats may not yowl after 9 pm in Columbus, Georgia.
In Topeka, Kansas, you may not own more than five cats at a time. In Shorewood, Wisconsin, however, no more than two cats can be owned by the same family.
You may not keep a pet cat and a pet bird on the same premises in Reed City, Michigan.
Dogcatchers in Virginia are prohibited from bothering cats while he or she is looking for dogs.
(Excerpt) Read more at felinefollies.com ...
Kitty Ping!
... cigarettes, ok ... but not lighted cigars!
I think some of the cat regulations are stupid. Has anyone ever tried to walk a cat on a leash? Impossible...leash laws for cats ... HA
The problem of cat versus bird is as old as time. If we attempt to resolve it by legislation who knows but what we may be called upon to take sides as well in the age old problems of dog versus cat, bird versus bird, or even bird versus worm. In my opinion, the State of Illinois and its local governing bodies already have enough to do without trying to control feline delinquency.For these reasons, and not because I love birds the less or cats the more, I veto and withhold my approval from Senate Bill No. 93.
— Adlai Stevenson, 1949.
ROFL!
We tried a leash on our cat. She just lay there and would let us take her for a drag.
BUMP!
Now we know how the LOL 'long cat' came to be.
Is that the chinese version of “hotdogs” food? Or is it the new breed, “dachscat”? No wait its the cat for limousine drivers? The owner is that chinese guy thats like 7’ 5””?
One yowl and the populace of Columbia, GA panics!
Really wild and crazy laws on cats!
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Loooooong.
Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.
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I have trucker friends who leash their cat when out on the road. They say from the beginning she gave them no problems with yowling or fright over riding, she doesn’t usually try to launch herself out the open window, but it took a dog harness to outfit their enormous puddy for outdoors excursions.
It did lighten my mood. Thanks for a morning smile.
OHMILORD!!! LOL LOL I had one at one time growing up that looked just like that ... we called him Piewacket (from Bell, Book and Candle ... do you remember that movie?) What’s your loooooooong kitties name?
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