Just a bit of silly to lighten the mood midweek!
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Rush Limbaugh
In Zion, Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to cats.
To: DancesWithCats
I think some of the cat regulations are stupid. Has anyone ever tried to walk a cat on a leash? Impossible...leash laws for cats ... HA
6 posted on
08/14/2007 10:14:59 PM PDT by
shield
(A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand;but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
To: DancesWithCats; All
The problem of cat versus bird is as old as time. If we attempt to resolve it by legislation who knows but what we may be called upon to take sides as well in the age old problems of dog versus cat, bird versus bird, or even bird versus worm. In my opinion, the State of Illinois and its local governing bodies already have enough to do without trying to control feline delinquency.For these reasons, and not because I love birds the less or cats the more, I veto and withhold my approval from Senate Bill No. 93.
Adlai Stevenson, 1949.
7 posted on
08/14/2007 10:17:04 PM PDT by
dighton
To: DancesWithCats
Most of those 'crazy' laws make perfect sense to me!
ROFL!
8 posted on
08/14/2007 10:17:13 PM PDT by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
To: DancesWithCats
The original Itchy and Scratchy
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10 posted on
08/14/2007 11:11:17 PM PDT by
Oztrich Boy
(The Simpsons didn't do it first)
To: DancesWithCats
"Joint custody of a family pet, including cats, is not allowed when a couple divorces in Madison Wisconsin. The feline is legally awarded to whoever happens to have possession of it at the time of the initial separation."Now we know how the LOL 'long cat' came to be.
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12 posted on
08/15/2007 2:33:07 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: DancesWithCats
Really wild and crazy laws on cats!
16 posted on
08/15/2007 3:26:02 AM PDT by
Biggirl
(A biggirl with a big heart for God's animal creation.)
To: DancesWithCats
Even my long cat loves to read these silly laws. LOL =^..^=
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17 posted on
08/15/2007 3:27:52 AM PDT by
Biggirl
(A biggirl with a big heart for God's animal creation.)
To: DancesWithCats
It did lighten my mood. Thanks for a morning smile.
To: DancesWithCats
Bert’s yard is a “Cat Free Zone”
23 posted on
08/15/2007 8:53:44 AM PDT by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 . Happiness is a down sleeping bag)
To: DancesWithCats
In Shorewood, Wisconsin, however, no more than two cats can be owned by the same family.What!! I live in Shorewood with two cats- I'd like to see what this law is- thank goodness I don't have a third cat!
35 posted on
08/16/2007 7:14:26 PM PDT by
lawgirl
(She comes on like thunder and she's more right than rain)
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