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Is 20 pound for the weight like 30 pounds if a guy lifts?
Jul 18 2007 | Vanity

Posted on 07/18/2007 5:22:46 PM PDT by charming_harmonica

No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?


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To: Monkey Face

I’m outta here for now. Later.


1,121 posted on 08/13/2007 5:00:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I had a lazy eye when I was a kid and it gradually spread to my whole body. ~~ Tom Cotter)
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To: Monkey Face

Bye til tomorrow!


1,122 posted on 08/13/2007 6:06:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (All the main characters die, and then the Prince of Norway delivers the Epilogue.)
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To: Monkey Face

Missed everybody...........


1,123 posted on 08/13/2007 6:37:21 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! "Read my lips....No new RINO's" !!)
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To: Tax-chick; All

No tried and true Kim Jong Il fans around here anymore?


1,124 posted on 08/13/2007 8:22:07 PM PDT by governmentstillsucks
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To: NicknamedBob
It would have made a great Zot thread to hijack.

LOL! Convenient that we've already hijacked it, then!

I just thought I'd run that up the pole and see who'd salute. Mostly the crickets.

1,125 posted on 08/13/2007 8:25:11 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Nine out of ten orcs attacking Rohan were Saruman's Uruk-hai, not Sauron's! So, why invade Mordor?)
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To: governmentstillsucks

Sorry. Neither Kim nor Das Outsider have been heard from in a ‘coon’s age.

[And that’s ‘coon as in “raccoon”, Mr. O’Reilly!!]


1,126 posted on 08/13/2007 8:29:32 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Nine out of ten orcs attacking Rohan were Saruman's Uruk-hai, not Sauron's! So, why invade Mordor?)
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To: governmentstillsucks

Good Luck!


1,127 posted on 08/13/2007 9:24:28 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The Ski Haus sign says, "See You Next Fall!" -- Orthopedics Clinic next door, the sign says "Ditto!")
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To: sionnsar; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; clamper1797; Darkchylde; Darksheare; ...

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “HILLBILLIES.” You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore;

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” - She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN.”

2. She is not “EASY” - She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.”

3. She is not a “DUMB BLOND” - She is a “LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.”

4. She has not “BEEN AROUND” - She is a “PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.”

5. She does not “NAG” you - She becomes “VERBALLY REPETITIVE.”

6. She is not a “TWO-BIT HOOKER” - She is a “LOW COST PROVIDER.”

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a “BEER GUT” - He has developed a “LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.”

2. He is not a “BAD DANCER” - He is “OVERLY CAUCASIAN.”

3. He does not “GET LOST ALL THE TIME” - He “INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.”

4. He is not “BALDING” - He is in “FOLLICLE REGRESSION.”

5. He does not act like a “TOTAL ASS” - He develops a case CRANIAL-RECTAL INVERSION.”

6. It’s not his “CRACK” you see hanging out of his pants - It’s “REAR CLEAVAGE.”


1,128 posted on 08/14/2007 7:07:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I had a lazy eye when I was a kid and it gradually spread to my whole body. ~~ Tom Cotter)
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To: Monkey Face

I always appreciate your wonderful humor.. thanks for ping!


1,129 posted on 08/14/2007 7:48:39 AM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: DollyCali

You’re welcome!

I always thought my “wonderful humor” was slightly warped, but I’m open to different observations!


1,130 posted on 08/14/2007 7:51:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I had a lazy eye when I was a kid and it gradually spread to my whole body. ~~ Tom Cotter)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!


1,131 posted on 08/14/2007 8:09:29 AM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

Morning!

It’s “old,” but it’s still funny!


1,132 posted on 08/14/2007 8:10:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I had a lazy eye when I was a kid and it gradually spread to my whole body. ~~ Tom Cotter)
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To: Monkey Face
Odd, I'd never seen it.

Really dragging this morning, may need cup of coffee...

1,133 posted on 08/14/2007 8:45:19 AM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

I think I’m about as good as I’m going to get for the day. My eyelids don’t want to open on their own. They need toothpicks, I think. Ugh.


1,134 posted on 08/14/2007 8:47:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I had a lazy eye when I was a kid and it gradually spread to my whole body. ~~ Tom Cotter)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning. Another hot day. We’ve been to Wal-mart.


1,135 posted on 08/14/2007 8:50:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All the main characters die, and then the Prince of Norway delivers the Epilogue.)
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To: Tax-chick

Gonna be a hot day here too. I can tell because it’s sunny and already 62F outside.


1,136 posted on 08/14/2007 8:51:47 AM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: cripplecreek
Post #8 - Friday is the greatest comedy of all time.
1,137 posted on 08/14/2007 8:52:14 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: Tax-chick

I wanted to go this morning, but I didn’t roll out of bed until almost 7:00, and I feel like something I can’t think of. Maybe I’ll make it a “project” for tomorrow. If I can get up early enough to beat the crowds...

Did you get anything good? Has everyone finished the last HP book?


1,138 posted on 08/14/2007 8:53:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I had a lazy eye when I was a kid and it gradually spread to my whole body. ~~ Tom Cotter)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist; sionnsar

Welcome to the Undead Thread!

Charming no longer has possession of his post. We do. We’re currently paving him very deep!


1,139 posted on 08/14/2007 8:55:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I had a lazy eye when I was a kid and it gradually spread to my whole body. ~~ Tom Cotter)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
But autumn is coming. First harbinger this year (last weekend): the spiders. Still a bit small, but they're everywhere.

Second harbinger (this morning): early morning fog. Not much, but it was there.

Third harbinger (not seen yet): cedar fronds turning orange to brown. A few have, but it's not clear if this is for autumn or due to other causes.

1,140 posted on 08/14/2007 8:56:25 AM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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