Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “HILLBILLIES.” You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore;
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” - She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN.”
2. She is not “EASY” - She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.”
3. She is not a “DUMB BLOND” - She is a “LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.”
4. She has not “BEEN AROUND” - She is a “PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.”
5. She does not “NAG” you - She becomes “VERBALLY REPETITIVE.”
6. She is not a “TWO-BIT HOOKER” - She is a “LOW COST PROVIDER.”
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a “BEER GUT” - He has developed a “LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.”
2. He is not a “BAD DANCER” - He is “OVERLY CAUCASIAN.”
3. He does not “GET LOST ALL THE TIME” - He “INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.”
4. He is not “BALDING” - He is in “FOLLICLE REGRESSION.”
5. He does not act like a “TOTAL ASS” - He develops a case CRANIAL-RECTAL INVERSION.”
6. It’s not his “CRACK” you see hanging out of his pants - It’s “REAR CLEAVAGE.”
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HOW TO SPEAK POLITICALLY CORRECTLY ABOUT URBAN FOLKS
He’s not from “DA HOOD,” he’s from a “LOW COST REGION.”
He doesn’t drive a “JUNKER,” the car is “ECONOMICALLY ACCESSIBLE.”
That isn’t “GRAFFITI,” it’s a “PUBLIC ART EXHIBITION.”
He’s not “HOOKED ON DOPE,” he’s “CHEMICALLY DEPENDENT.”
They don’t “LIVE IN THE SLUMS,” they are “ACCESSING STATE SUBSIDIZED LOW-INCOME HOUSING.”
That’s no “BUM,” that’s a “DISPLACED PERSON.”
That stuff all over the streets isn’t “LITTER,” it is “EVIDENCE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST ANTI-ENVIRONMENTAL EXCESS.”
Oh, sorry. Worng list. Most of this stuff isn’t funny; it’s REAL.