Did the earth mooove for you? (Teenager disrespects cow at 4:30 AM)

The Sun (U.K.) ^ | July 6, 2007 | ROBIN PERRIE

[Stoat]

Did the earth mooove for you?

 

 
Blondie ... identity protected and, inset, Richard, who has herd it all now

 

By ROBIN PERRIE
July 06, 2007
 
 

 

 
COPS rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW.

 

A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

By the time officers arrived he had fled but night-time patrols are on the alert in case he strikes again.

Farmer Richard Parish was stunned to hear what had happened to the cow, one of three rare English longhorns in the field.

Specialist breeder Richard, 39, even thinks he knows which of them was the victim — a looker named Blondie who is the FRIENDLIEST.

He said: “English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.”

The teenager was scared off when the passer-by shouted at him at Richard’s farm in Skipwith, North Yorks. Locals in the tiny village, which has a population of less than 300, are certain he was not from the area.

Richard thinks the attacker may even have “wooed” Blondie with grub because a feed bucket had mysteriously moved from time to time.

He added: “I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don’t seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.”

Fellow farmer Alan Patrick said: “I can’t believe it.”

Police said: “We are treating this matter seriously.”

[Stoat]

"cough" (not saying a word)

[Syncro]

It’s now a Bum Steer.

Nothing to see here, Mooooooove along...

[Stoat]

Sounds like a job for Free Republic’s Deputy Sheriff.

[MarkeyD]

I hope, at least, the cow got dinner and a movie first.

[decal]

“(not saying a word)”

Occasionally, words are unnecessary.

[Grimmy]

We should start working on cross breeding humans and cows. You know, just in case that whole “Population Bomb” thing ever does go off, it would be a good idea to have a tastier brand of human to feed on.

[Daffynition]

[Stoat]

LMAO!!!!

[GOP_Raider]

“English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely.

Texas Longhorns, on the other hand...

My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.”

I really hope that pun wasn't intentional.

[GOP_Raider]

Check this out, it’s udderly ridiculous!

[philman_36]

...after he was seen romping with a COW.
...having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Okay, I'm confused. Was it a steer, a male bovine, or was it a cow, a female bovine?
The discrepency matters, especially for the later attempts at humor...
My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.
...know what I mean? (eeeewwwwww!)

[CarrotAndStick]

I think it was. As it is, here too, in the caption below the photo:

"Blondie ... identity protected and, inset, Richard, who has herd it all now"

[himno hero]

not..necessarily..so

the..article..says..steer

steer..here..has..special..significance

aint..no..udder..there

Robin,..learn..the..diff

[Stoat]

...after he was seen romping with a COW.
...having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Okay, I'm confused. Was it a steer, a male bovine, or was it a cow, a female bovine?
The discrepency matters, especially for the later attempts at humor...
My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.
...know what I mean? (eeeewwwwww!)

I'm not touching this with a 'ten foot anything'.

...after he was seen romping with a COW.
...having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Okay, I'm confused. Was it a steer, a male bovine, or was it a cow, a female bovine?
The discrepency matters, especially for the later attempts at humor...
My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.
...know what I mean? (eeeewwwwww!)

[Straight Vermonter]

COPS rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW.

A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Dang city folks, don't know the difference between a cow and a steer.

[KittyKares]

I’ll bet it would be hilarious to sit in a pub with a pint, buy all the farmers a round, and listen to them laugh their heads off.

[Stoat]

COPS rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW.

A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Dang city folks, don't know the difference between a cow and a steer.

Agreed....the confusion is disconcerting.  Perhaps the animal refused to divulge it's sexual identity to the reporter because it feared discrimination?

COPS rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW.

A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Dang city folks, don't know the difference between a cow and a steer.

[philman_36]

A cartoon with a bull with udders.
Must've been where the author did their research!

[razorback-bert]

If it is a steer, your are queer.

[Slings and Arrows]

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