[Stoat]

"cough" (not saying a word)

[Syncro]

It’s now a Bum Steer.

Nothing to see here, Mooooooove along...

[Stoat]

Sounds like a job for Free Republic’s Deputy Sheriff.

[MarkeyD]

I hope, at least, the cow got dinner and a movie first.

[decal]

“(not saying a word)”

Occasionally, words are unnecessary.

[Grimmy]

We should start working on cross breeding humans and cows. You know, just in case that whole “Population Bomb” thing ever does go off, it would be a good idea to have a tastier brand of human to feed on.

[Daffynition]

[GOP_Raider]

“English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely.

Texas Longhorns, on the other hand...

My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.”

I really hope that pun wasn't intentional.

[philman_36]

...after he was seen romping with a COW.
...having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Okay, I'm confused. Was it a steer, a male bovine, or was it a cow, a female bovine?
The discrepency matters, especially for the later attempts at humor...
My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.
...know what I mean? (eeeewwwwww!)

[Straight Vermonter]

COPS rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW.

A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Dang city folks, don't know the difference between a cow and a steer.

[BigCinBigD]

[wideminded]

I wonder if this sort of thing is more common in the UK. I liked the British actor Robert Morley and someone recently gave me a semi-autobiographical book about him. At one point in the book he is describing how he visited a court in Cardiff with his actor friend Wilfrid Hyde White, and he says:

"Wilfrid .. was greatly surprised at the number of cases on the calendar dealing with the public's overfondness for sheep."

[NRA2BFree]

The author of this article must be a city slicker. Cows are female, steers are male. Since her name is Blondie, we know it’s a cow. What we don’t know is if it was consensual, and if it was, what did he promise her? LOL!

[expatguy]

The ONLY question that matters is not answered.

WAS IT CONSENSUAL ?

An American Expat in Southeast Asia

[Caipirabob]

Continuing problem with moo-slims?

[MarkL]

A steer, huh?

Just wondering... Did a nearby video shop get a copy of “Clerks 2” in recently?

“Hey! That’s ‘Interspecies Erotica!’”

Mark

[Tench_Coxe]

[Liberty Valance]

[indcons]

The teenager is unnamed. Was Algore III in the vicinity when this dastardly crime occured?

[vetvetdoug]

This tale could be told from Texas to the Carolinas daily. Now we know the perp is not familiar with too many barnyard animals because most rural redneck sickos prefer a sow in heat.

[L98Fiero]

There used to be this retarded guy in my town who would carry a milk crate over the levee with him. When we were kids would see him walking with that milk crate every now and again and wonder what the deal was. Well, we found out when he got busted standing on the milk crate and lovin’ up a cow.