[Straight Vermonter]

COPS rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW.

A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Dang city folks, don't know the difference between a cow and a steer.

[Stoat]

COPS rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW.

A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Dang city folks, don't know the difference between a cow and a steer.

Agreed....the confusion is disconcerting.  Perhaps the animal refused to divulge it's sexual identity to the reporter because it feared discrimination?

COPS rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW.

A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Dang city folks, don't know the difference between a cow and a steer.