[philman_36]

...after he was seen romping with a COW.
...having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Okay, I'm confused. Was it a steer, a male bovine, or was it a cow, a female bovine?
The discrepency matters, especially for the later attempts at humor...
My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.
...know what I mean? (eeeewwwwww!)

[Stoat]

...after he was seen romping with a COW.
...having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Okay, I'm confused. Was it a steer, a male bovine, or was it a cow, a female bovine?
The discrepency matters, especially for the later attempts at humor...
My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.
...know what I mean? (eeeewwwwww!)

I'm not touching this with a 'ten foot anything'.

...after he was seen romping with a COW.
...having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

Okay, I'm confused. Was it a steer, a male bovine, or was it a cow, a female bovine?
The discrepency matters, especially for the later attempts at humor...
My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.
...know what I mean? (eeeewwwwww!)

[razorback-bert]

If it is a steer, your are queer.

[decal]

“Okay, I’m confused. Was it a steer, a male bovine, or was it a cow, a female bovine?”

Well, unless Farmer Parish is a “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” fan, “Blondie” figgers to be female - and the pic on the top of the thread there shows little resemblance between the quadruped and Clint Eastwood.

[EBH]

I thought the same thing when I read it.

Steer....or cow.....makes an udder difference in all the puns!