I know it's a few days early, but....
Posted on 03/30/2007 4:40:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Republicans are liars and manipulators. Dividers. Fear mongers. Smiling when they talk about war and grinning when they tell their lies and distort their record. Trying to impose their hateful morals on the rest of the world. Have you seen their platform? Have you listened to their speeches? These warmongers? These liars? Let's get some things straight: Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Stop insinuating there is. Where is Osama? Why are we in Iraq if Osama Bin Laden is free? The 9/11 commission makes it very clear that Bush's administration ignored signs of a pending attack. There are no Weapons of Mass Destruction. BUSH LIED. IT WAS ALL FOR OIL. Don't try to call Kerry a liar to minimize his deceptions. Kerry served in Vietnam. Bush was AWOL. These are facts. "Swiftboat Veterans for Bush" was assisted by the Bush Campaign. More facts. Bush lied to the entire country and Colin Powell lied to the entire world as to why we should invade Iraq, then we did so in spite of the U.N. and without a plan to win the peace. Bush's actions have caused unprecedented anger and resentment towards the U.S. and made us less safe, not more. Iraq and Afganistan are not *free*. Stop saying they are. LIARS. They are under U.S. military occupation. Republicans cut taxes on the wealthy and then cut funding for children. Just released numbers show more Americans in poverty and more people without healthcare and jobs. Republicans think this is the way life should be. George W. Bush turned his back on the Middle East peace process begun by Bill Clinton causing a massive increase in violence and tensions in the region. Cheney should be in jail. Bush should be in jail for war crimes for that matter. The media is *not* liberal but now everyone assumes it is, and the conservatives get their way always. They are manipulators extraordinaire. Have you read the platform? Revisionism and manipulation at it's best.
Democrats offer a better solution and security for this country. They plan to get out of Iraq and end the occupation of war. They plan on trying to make peace with the terrorists. Democrats are honest and hard working and fight for this country to be the best. They honor our military and want to protect those that defend this country. Hillary will be the best President ever.
I know it's a few days early, but....
"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. " ~Mark Twain
Ugly Woman
Ugly woman, walking down the street
Ugly woman, I hope we never meet
Ugly woman, I don’t believe you, it must be true
No one could look as gross as you
Mercy!
Ugly woman, stay away from me
You burn my eyes, so I cannot see
Ugly woman, they beat you with the ugly stick
You make me nauseous and sick
If my dog looked just like you
I’d shave his butt that’s what I’d do
And make him walk backwards away from you
Ugly woman, no no no
Ugly woman, go go go
Ugly woman, go away from me
Ugly woman, just go away
Ugly woman, don’t want you to stay
Ugly woman, just walk away-ay
Ok
Yeah that’s the way it must be ok
I need to go on home it’s late
I'll have another more beer,
But wait!
What do I see?
Is she walking back to me?
Oh, she’s walking back to me!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaugh!!!!!!!
UGLY WOMAN!
Oh yes there is ... I can draw the six from the inside out, lol. It works. Try it
Thinking outside the box... hehe
This is a good bar bet. ...now that you told me how to do it.
How did that BVD problem work out?
...draw the "6" from the inside out, the same direction your foot is turning.
Then you win:
Is that you in the picture?
Post #62
That's funny - no matter how many times I see it.
A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe.
So she had an idea of how to handle it! She asked a neighbor, Mrs. Goodnest, if she would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her.
Mrs. Goodnest said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed.
The next school day, Mrs. Goodnest and her little girl, Marcy, set out,following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor boy he knew. She did this for the whole week.
As the boys walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy's little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week. Finally he said to Timmy, "Have you noticed that lady following us to school all week? Do you know her?"
Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is".
The friend said, "Well, who is she?"
"That's just Shirley Goodnest", Timmy replied, "and her daughter Marcy."
"Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she following us"?
"Well", Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much. And in the Psalm, it says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!"
A little Monty Python silliness for those who have ever interviewed for a job.
;o)
MM
One of my personal favorites.
There was a secret message in her letter.
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