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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/ ^ | March 30, 2007

Posted on 03/30/2007 4:40:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Republicans are liars and manipulators. Dividers. Fear mongers. Smiling when they talk about war and grinning when they tell their lies and distort their record. Trying to impose their hateful morals on the rest of the world. Have you seen their platform? Have you listened to their speeches? These warmongers? These liars? Let's get some things straight: Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Stop insinuating there is.  Where is Osama? Why are we in Iraq if Osama Bin Laden is free?  The 9/11 commission makes it very clear that Bush's administration ignored signs of a pending attack.  There are no Weapons of Mass Destruction. BUSH LIED.  IT WAS ALL FOR OIL.  Don't try to call Kerry a liar to minimize his deceptions. Kerry served in Vietnam. Bush was AWOL. These are facts. "Swiftboat Veterans for Bush" was assisted by the Bush Campaign. More facts.  Bush lied to the entire country and Colin Powell lied to the entire world as to why we should invade Iraq, then we did so in spite of the U.N. and without a plan to win the peace. Bush's actions have caused unprecedented anger and resentment towards the U.S. and made us less safe, not more.  Iraq and Afganistan are not *free*. Stop saying they are. LIARS. They are under U.S. military occupation.  Republicans cut taxes on the wealthy and then cut funding for children. Just released numbers show more Americans in poverty and more people without healthcare and jobs. Republicans think this is the way life should be.  George W. Bush turned his back on the Middle East peace process begun by Bill Clinton causing a massive increase in violence and tensions in the region. Cheney should be in jail.  Bush should be in jail for war crimes for that matter.  The media is *not* liberal but now everyone assumes it is, and the conservatives get their way always. They are manipulators extraordinaire. Have you read the platform? Revisionism and manipulation at it's best.   

Democrats offer a better solution and security for this country.  They plan to get out of Iraq and end the occupation of war.  They plan on trying to make peace with the terrorists.  Democrats are honest and hard working and fight for this country to be the best.   They honor our military and want to protect those that defend this country.  Hillary will be the best President ever.

 

I know it's a few days early, but....

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Let us be thankful for the fools.  But for them the rest of us could not succeed.  "

~Mark Twain


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; democratsarestupid; dims; dumbocrats; foolishrats; rats; satire
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To: Lucky9teen

Howdy!


61 posted on 03/30/2007 6:26:01 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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62 posted on 03/30/2007 6:32:28 AM PDT by girlscout
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To: Lucky9teen

A just discovered little known fact may help to explain Hillary Clinton's aggressive and domineering personality: She is, in fact, Adolph Hitler's long lost daughter.

2 months before her suicide with Adolph in the Berlin bunker, Eva Braun gave birth to little "Hildegard" Shickelgruber and arranged to have the baby smuggled across Allied lines to France. In France, the child was delivered to a kind-hearted ship's captain. Upon landing in New Orleans, the captain personally carried the infant to the home of Eva's second cousin, Dorte Dittlemann, in Stuttgart, Arkansas.

Psychologists theorize that Hillary’s intense dislike of -- indeed, hatred for – military personnel spring from the failure of the German military of her daddy’s Third Reich to save him and her mother during those final days in Berlin.


63 posted on 03/30/2007 6:35:11 AM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: Lucky9teen
Copper Clapper
64 posted on 03/30/2007 6:38:53 AM PDT by girlscout
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To: Lucky9teen; girlscout; Lady Jag

65 posted on 03/30/2007 6:43:36 AM PDT by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: Lucky9teen

Morning peeps!


66 posted on 03/30/2007 6:44:11 AM PDT by RockinRight (Support FREDeralism. Fred Thompson in 2008!)
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To: Daveinyork
A drugstore was broken into, and all the Viagra was stolen. Police are looking for three hardened criminals.

Well, the cops around here were surprised to find out that their HQ was broken into and the toilets & urinals were stolen. The PD want to investigate but for right now, they have nothing to go on.

67 posted on 03/30/2007 6:45:28 AM PDT by pikachu (Breakfast is the most important beer of the day!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Absent and unaccounted for.


68 posted on 03/30/2007 6:46:09 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: mborman
For you "music" lovers with strong stomachs who have not eaten recently, you may hear a selection from this blockbuster (which in this case, means HUGE BOMB) by going to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_zCpQZ-H94

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69 posted on 03/30/2007 6:46:53 AM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: Lucky9teen
Someone really ought to erect a statue to Mary Jo on the Mall for keeping this reprobate out of the White House. She really DID give her life for her country.

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The joke around Boston – whose residents keep sending this moron back to Washington (probably to keep THEIR daughters safe) -- used to be that Teddy was down to his last brain cell. Looks like even THAT one finally gave up the ghost.

70 posted on 03/30/2007 6:49:26 AM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: TexasCajun

I outsmarted you and the orthopedic surgeon.

I drew the number VI with my hand.

My toe started tapping!

So there.

Shalom.


71 posted on 03/30/2007 6:50:20 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: RDTF
Oh, be still my heart!

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72 posted on 03/30/2007 6:52:02 AM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: Daveinyork

VIAGRA THEFT UPDATE:

One of the crooks did not swallow the Viagra completely and wound up with a stiff neck!!!


73 posted on 03/30/2007 6:52:50 AM PDT by 66-442hot (It isn't smart to kill the golden goose........)
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To: pikachu
In an effort to salvage her sagging CBS ratings, Katie produced yet another special based on her nationally televised, award-winning (the prestigious Sphincter Cup) colonoscopy of several years ago.

Unfortunately, so much of the footage was found to contain images such as the still seen here that it was rendered unusable and the project had to be s**tcanned.

Katie told interviewers later that this is how she spends much of her free time as this is where she gets some of her best program ideas. She cited her interview with Hillary Clinton as a prime example.

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And whenever I stumble across this bubble-head while surfing, these lyrics start running through my head:

I make my living off the evening news Just give me something-something I can use People love it when you lose, They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear Come and whisper in my ear Give us dirty laundry

Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em when they’re down Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em when they’re down Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em when they’re down Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who Comes on at five She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam In her eye Its interesting when people die- Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? You know, the boys in the newsroom got a Running bet Get the widow on the set! We need dirty laundry

You don’t really need to find out what’s going on You don’t really want to know just how far its gone Just leave well enough alone Eat your dirty laundry

Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em when they’re down Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em when they’re down

Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em when they’re down Kick ‘em when they’re stiff Kick ‘em all around

Dirty little secrets Dirty little lies We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie We love to cut you down to size We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo We can dance and sing When its said and done we haven’t told you a thing We all know that crap is king Give us dirty laundry!

“Dirty Laundry” by Don Henley

74 posted on 03/30/2007 6:53:07 AM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: Lucky9teen

75 posted on 03/30/2007 6:54:05 AM PDT by RockinRight (Support FREDeralism. Fred Thompson in 2008!)
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76 posted on 03/30/2007 6:54:33 AM PDT by Dick Bachert
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77 posted on 03/30/2007 6:56:55 AM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: Dick Bachert
LOL - hilarious!!
78 posted on 03/30/2007 7:02:49 AM PDT by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: Millee
Morning Millee!


79 posted on 03/30/2007 7:13:40 AM PDT by girlscout
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To: Lucky9teen
Dodge this...


80 posted on 03/30/2007 7:15:24 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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