I know it's a few days early, but....
Posted on 03/30/2007 4:40:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Republicans are liars and manipulators. Dividers. Fear mongers. Smiling when they talk about war and grinning when they tell their lies and distort their record. Trying to impose their hateful morals on the rest of the world. Have you seen their platform? Have you listened to their speeches? These warmongers? These liars? Let's get some things straight: Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Stop insinuating there is. Where is Osama? Why are we in Iraq if Osama Bin Laden is free? The 9/11 commission makes it very clear that Bush's administration ignored signs of a pending attack. There are no Weapons of Mass Destruction. BUSH LIED. IT WAS ALL FOR OIL. Don't try to call Kerry a liar to minimize his deceptions. Kerry served in Vietnam. Bush was AWOL. These are facts. "Swiftboat Veterans for Bush" was assisted by the Bush Campaign. More facts. Bush lied to the entire country and Colin Powell lied to the entire world as to why we should invade Iraq, then we did so in spite of the U.N. and without a plan to win the peace. Bush's actions have caused unprecedented anger and resentment towards the U.S. and made us less safe, not more. Iraq and Afganistan are not *free*. Stop saying they are. LIARS. They are under U.S. military occupation. Republicans cut taxes on the wealthy and then cut funding for children. Just released numbers show more Americans in poverty and more people without healthcare and jobs. Republicans think this is the way life should be. George W. Bush turned his back on the Middle East peace process begun by Bill Clinton causing a massive increase in violence and tensions in the region. Cheney should be in jail. Bush should be in jail for war crimes for that matter. The media is *not* liberal but now everyone assumes it is, and the conservatives get their way always. They are manipulators extraordinaire. Have you read the platform? Revisionism and manipulation at it's best.
Democrats offer a better solution and security for this country. They plan to get out of Iraq and end the occupation of war. They plan on trying to make peace with the terrorists. Democrats are honest and hard working and fight for this country to be the best. They honor our military and want to protect those that defend this country. Hillary will be the best President ever.
I know it's a few days early, but....
"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. " ~Mark Twain
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............
This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!
1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with you right hand.
Your foot will change direction.
And there's nothing you can do about it!
That's a joke, Ah say a joke son.
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an
Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
wife," said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to
hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's
the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-
five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
A couple years ago my two oldest kids put plastic wrap over all the bottles in my shower (shampoo, conditioner, bath gel). It was actually hilarious because they were only 8 and 10 and I was surprised that they thought to do it!
Morning L9T! Morning Tom!
A drugstore was broken into, and all the Viagra was stolen. Police are looking for three hardened criminals.
LOL!!!
Thanks for the ping.
A recent survey revealed that the average American walks 900 miles per year.
Another survey revealed that the average American consumes 20 gallons of beer per year.
Conclusion: The average American gets 45 miles per gallon.
That if f*%*&%g HILARIOUS! I just forwarded it to the entire building.
My brain started to hurt!
ping
Oh yes there is ... I can draw the six from the inside out, lol. It works. Try it.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article54939.html
Where's the real Jack Bauer when you need him?
That's what fans of "24" may be thinking after watching "South Park" spoof the popular Fox Network terrorist drama.
Last night's cartoon followed the format of "24," complete with triple and quadruple split-screen video, deciphering of terrorist clues online, and even a digital clock dramatically counting down crucial seconds.
The storyline featured Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., unknowingly hosting a nuclear device inside her – well, body.
The show also mimicked "24's" amazing ability to find crucial information instantly from the Internet as the government sought a Russian connection to the Hillary suitcase nuke.
"Search the name 'Stolsky' on YouTube and cross-reference him with [Jewish singles site] J-Date," said one official.
"We've just received intel that Russian terrorists are believed to be responsible for the threat," responded a counterterror operative.
"Where is the intel from?" the official asked.
"We just read it on Drudge Report," was the answer.
Intelligence to solve the crisis was also collected from popular websites such as America Online, eBay, MySpace and MapQuest.
and if you didn't watch it yet, go here for a portion:
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/player.jhtml?ml_video=84449&ml_collection=&ml_gateway=&ml_gateway_id=&ml_comedian=&ml_runtime=&ml_context=show&ml_origin_url=%2Fshows%2Fsouth_park%2Fvideos%2Fseason_11%2Findex.jhtml&ml_playlist=&lnk=&is_large=true
You must be from DUmmie land. ZOT to you!
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