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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/ ^ | March 30, 2007

Posted on 03/30/2007 4:40:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Republicans are liars and manipulators. Dividers. Fear mongers. Smiling when they talk about war and grinning when they tell their lies and distort their record. Trying to impose their hateful morals on the rest of the world. Have you seen their platform? Have you listened to their speeches? These warmongers? These liars? Let's get some things straight: Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Stop insinuating there is.  Where is Osama? Why are we in Iraq if Osama Bin Laden is free?  The 9/11 commission makes it very clear that Bush's administration ignored signs of a pending attack.  There are no Weapons of Mass Destruction. BUSH LIED.  IT WAS ALL FOR OIL.  Don't try to call Kerry a liar to minimize his deceptions. Kerry served in Vietnam. Bush was AWOL. These are facts. "Swiftboat Veterans for Bush" was assisted by the Bush Campaign. More facts.  Bush lied to the entire country and Colin Powell lied to the entire world as to why we should invade Iraq, then we did so in spite of the U.N. and without a plan to win the peace. Bush's actions have caused unprecedented anger and resentment towards the U.S. and made us less safe, not more.  Iraq and Afganistan are not *free*. Stop saying they are. LIARS. They are under U.S. military occupation.  Republicans cut taxes on the wealthy and then cut funding for children. Just released numbers show more Americans in poverty and more people without healthcare and jobs. Republicans think this is the way life should be.  George W. Bush turned his back on the Middle East peace process begun by Bill Clinton causing a massive increase in violence and tensions in the region. Cheney should be in jail.  Bush should be in jail for war crimes for that matter.  The media is *not* liberal but now everyone assumes it is, and the conservatives get their way always. They are manipulators extraordinaire. Have you read the platform? Revisionism and manipulation at it's best.   

Democrats offer a better solution and security for this country.  They plan to get out of Iraq and end the occupation of war.  They plan on trying to make peace with the terrorists.  Democrats are honest and hard working and fight for this country to be the best.   They honor our military and want to protect those that defend this country.  Hillary will be the best President ever.

 

I know it's a few days early, but....

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Let us be thankful for the fools.  But for them the rest of us could not succeed.  "

~Mark Twain


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; democratsarestupid; dims; dumbocrats; foolishrats; rats; satire
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Disclaimer: The above sentiments are not mine and I completely disagree with them.  They are merely a joke in honor of April Fools Day as anyone in their right mind would have to be a complete and utter fool to believe these DNC talking points.  They are truly laughable and quite contrary to reality.

With all the foolishness going on in Washington and all the idiots on the left and their Tom Foolery, it seems April Fools day is coming sooner than the 1st.
1 posted on 03/30/2007 4:40:31 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...
I would like to extend the invite to join in some Friday Silliness.

Official Friday Silliness Thread Ping List

~ Click here to be added or taken off the list ~


 

So, what plans do you have for April Fools Day?  Share your jokes or pranks from the past, present and future...  Tell us what April Fools Day means to you. And let's not forget to have a little fun at all the fools in the worlds, expense. HA!


2 posted on 03/30/2007 4:44:36 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)
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To: Lucky9teen

First?


3 posted on 03/30/2007 4:45:29 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (There are 2 types of Rudy fans - the uninformed or anti-conservative TROLLS who do not belong on FR)
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4 posted on 03/30/2007 4:47:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)
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To: Lucky9teen; AZamericonnie; Old Sarge; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; kjfine; HiJinx; ...

5 posted on 03/30/2007 4:55:11 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
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To: Lucky9teen

Viking kitties on the way. I'll try to call them off but if I can't you may feel a mild tingle in a few minutes. :-)


6 posted on 03/30/2007 4:56:40 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Hunter-Thompson '08)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Yeah, in gayness!!


7 posted on 03/30/2007 4:59:11 AM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger.)
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To: Lucky9teen

"As your "duly" elected president I demand my stuff! Don't I get any stuff? Bill got stuff, but I like other kinds of stuff than Bill likes? Where's my snap-on tools? I think I see some unsuspecting stuff prancing down the hallway!"

8 posted on 03/30/2007 4:59:41 AM PDT by mborman (No Rudys, please!)
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Am I in the first ten?? Is there some magical thing about being in the first ten posters? Can i sit here and wait for the magic sparkles to rain down on me???


9 posted on 03/30/2007 5:01:39 AM PDT by Shimmer128 (My beloved is mine and I am his. Song of Solomon 2:16)
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To: Lucky9teen

I intend to download this cool prank to make people think their hard drive is reformatting.
I know, i know, i'm mean. My son did it to me years ago and i immediately reached down and turned my computer off to stop it. Stinker. He laughed his head off!


10 posted on 03/30/2007 5:04:12 AM PDT by Shimmer128 (My beloved is mine and I am his. Song of Solomon 2:16)
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To: mborman

11 posted on 03/30/2007 5:06:32 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
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To: Lucky9teen

Come on : Tell the truth , you got Rosie O'Donnell to write that didnt you.?

It sounds just like her last appearance on the View.

Furthermore she believes it.

Did you know she has sex with the same foul mouth she spouts her hate from. She should have love tattooed on her upper lip and hate tattooed on the lower.


12 posted on 03/30/2007 5:09:39 AM PDT by sgtbono2002 (I will forgive Jane Fonda, when the Jews forgive Hitler.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Thanks for the Silly ping!

And now, a picture of a bikini blond with a pancake on her head.


13 posted on 03/30/2007 5:14:14 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Got Towel?)
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14 posted on 03/30/2007 5:14:55 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: Lucky9teen

15 posted on 03/30/2007 5:15:09 AM PDT by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; Lucky9teen; BJClinton; r-q-tek86

16 posted on 03/30/2007 5:17:06 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: Fierce Allegiance; Lucky9teen; BJClinton; r-q-tek86; girlscout

A museum is a thing of the past.


17 posted on 03/30/2007 5:18:37 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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I was fixated on the pain in my bad tooth. I was abscessed by it.


18 posted on 03/30/2007 5:18:53 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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Are Philosophy papers graded with Marx out of ten?


19 posted on 03/30/2007 5:19:10 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger. He had gone over to the dirk side


20 posted on 03/30/2007 5:19:26 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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