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So, what plans do you have for April Fools Day? Share your jokes or pranks from the past, present and future... Tell us what April Fools Day means to you. And let's not forget to have a little fun at all the fools in the worlds, expense. HA!
First?
I intend to download this cool prank to make people think their hard drive is reformatting.
I know, i know, i'm mean. My son did it to me years ago and i immediately reached down and turned my computer off to stop it. Stinker. He laughed his head off!
A couple years ago my two oldest kids put plastic wrap over all the bottles in my shower (shampoo, conditioner, bath gel). It was actually hilarious because they were only 8 and 10 and I was surprised that they thought to do it!
Morning L9T! Morning Tom!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article54939.html
Where's the real Jack Bauer when you need him?
That's what fans of "24" may be thinking after watching "South Park" spoof the popular Fox Network terrorist drama.
Last night's cartoon followed the format of "24," complete with triple and quadruple split-screen video, deciphering of terrorist clues online, and even a digital clock dramatically counting down crucial seconds.
The storyline featured Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., unknowingly hosting a nuclear device inside her – well, body.
The show also mimicked "24's" amazing ability to find crucial information instantly from the Internet as the government sought a Russian connection to the Hillary suitcase nuke.
"Search the name 'Stolsky' on YouTube and cross-reference him with [Jewish singles site] J-Date," said one official.
"We've just received intel that Russian terrorists are believed to be responsible for the threat," responded a counterterror operative.
"Where is the intel from?" the official asked.
"We just read it on Drudge Report," was the answer.
Intelligence to solve the crisis was also collected from popular websites such as America Online, eBay, MySpace and MapQuest.
and if you didn't watch it yet, go here for a portion:
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/player.jhtml?ml_video=84449&ml_collection=&ml_gateway=&ml_gateway_id=&ml_comedian=&ml_runtime=&ml_context=show&ml_origin_url=%2Fshows%2Fsouth_park%2Fvideos%2Fseason_11%2Findex.jhtml&ml_playlist=&lnk=&is_large=true
You must be from DUmmie land. ZOT to you!
A just discovered little known fact may help to explain Hillary Clinton's aggressive and domineering personality: She is, in fact, Adolph Hitler's long lost daughter.
2 months before her suicide with Adolph in the Berlin bunker, Eva Braun gave birth to little "Hildegard" Shickelgruber and arranged to have the baby smuggled across Allied lines to France. In France, the child was delivered to a kind-hearted ship's captain. Upon landing in New Orleans, the captain personally carried the infant to the home of Eva's second cousin, Dorte Dittlemann, in Stuttgart, Arkansas.
Psychologists theorize that Hillary’s intense dislike of -- indeed, hatred for – military personnel spring from the failure of the German military of her daddy’s Third Reich to save him and her mother during those final days in Berlin.
The joke around Boston – whose residents keep sending this moron back to Washington (probably to keep THEIR daughters safe) -- used to be that Teddy was down to his last brain cell. Looks like even THAT one finally gave up the ghost.
You'll never be awakened by the call of a loon if you have an unlisted number.
"The Farce is strong in this one..."
Take me off your ping-list.
I think for April Fool's Day, I will take a moment to be certain I am taken off any pointless and stupid ping lists to which I didn't subscribe.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate presentation of his lawyer, promptly banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your client is too confused to know about or to celebrate the atheists' holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date - April 1st!"
"The fool says in his heart, 'There is no God.'" - Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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"Fsh"