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The "Official" Friday Silliness Thread - FREE FOR ALL
http://www.caughtatwork.net/ ^ | February 23, 2007 | Lucky9teen

Posted on 02/23/2007 6:12:56 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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It's a Free-For-All Friday Silliness Thread. Post whatever your heart desires (within FR limitations) to help the day flow along. Keep it goofy, silly and humorous and have fun. After all, I'm sure none of us want to be "working", so hopefully we can push this thread beyond it's limits (and posts) and make something of it. Come on people....let's make the OFST what is used to be. And I mean, none of this 85 post stuff. I'm talking 500 or more. ;p


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It's official, Sully has requested I handle this thread for now...so here goes...
1 posted on 02/23/2007 6:12:58 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: vipervomit; LiveFreee; Baynative; mattmullenix; MozartLover; blau993; ItsOurTimeNow; Chanticleer; ..
**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** Ping List
Roll Call:

COME OUT AND PLAY GUYS!!!
2 posted on 02/23/2007 6:13:54 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: Lucky9teen

In before ten?.......


3 posted on 02/23/2007 6:17:02 AM PST by Red Badger (Britney Spears shaved her head............Well, that's one way of getting rid of headlice.........)
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To: Lucky9teen
Shakin' it here! Funniest guy of the week:

4 posted on 02/23/2007 6:18:39 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: Lucky9teen; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Fierce Allegiance

Dog Store Sign Angers Seattle Residents


5 posted on 02/23/2007 6:20:10 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Lucky9teen

Howdy.


6 posted on 02/23/2007 6:20:13 AM PST by RockinRight (When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Jack Bauer.)
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To: ErnBatavia

My judge is waaaay cooler than your judge.

7 posted on 02/23/2007 6:21:06 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
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To: ErnBatavia
An oldie but goodie:
8 posted on 02/23/2007 6:22:35 AM PST by CharlesWayneCT
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To: CharlesWayneCT

9 posted on 02/23/2007 6:23:47 AM PST by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Lucky9teen

Present.


10 posted on 02/23/2007 6:27:17 AM PST by ArGee (Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good Morning all. It's Friday and our forecast for this week end is SNOW and lot's of it, 10 to 16 inches. The family and I are so excited. Hubby hasn't had to fire up the snow blower at all so far this winter. The Kid has discovered capitalism
(getting paid by the neighbors to help with shoveling). Big Kid hours at work cut because of lack of snow (no broken snow blowers). Me, I just like to romp in the snow with the Dog, who has never experienced a deep snow fall yet. Let it snow!!!


11 posted on 02/23/2007 6:27:43 AM PST by Lucretia Borgia (Who ever said the pen is mightier than the sword never met automatic weapons.)
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To: Lucky9teen

12 posted on 02/23/2007 6:28:38 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Lucky9teen; reagan_fanatic

13 posted on 02/23/2007 6:30:54 AM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776

oops... :-p


14 posted on 02/23/2007 6:32:17 AM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: Lucky9teen
Boy, it's gonna be tough trying to be silly today.

My lucky rocketship underpants are in the wash (and I am NOT gonna put them on until they are clean this time), the proxy is now blocking the site with all the Calvin 'n' Hobbes archives, and somebody set the alarm clock for the 2008 Presidential Elections 18 MONTHS TOO EARLY.

I haven't even had the chance to get my exploratory committee announced.

I plan to run as a Democrat.

First I'll attack the US Military as being an attempt by men to compensate for their tiny winkies. Then I'll announce that I'm actually a transgendered lesbian who's been unable to get an abortion because a homophobic self-righteous God trapped me in a male body.

Then I'll name a Redwood Tree as my running mate because America doesn't show nearly enough respect to Native Americans or plant species.

1) It'll be entertaining to watch Clinton, Obama, and Edwards try to go left of that.

2) I can live off the campaign contributions for a while.

I should rake in about $10.5 billion.

Shalom.

15 posted on 02/23/2007 6:33:28 AM PST by ArGee (Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors.)
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1) It'll be entertaining to watch Clinton, Obama, and Edwards try to go left of that.
Kucinich can.

-Eric

16 posted on 02/23/2007 6:36:02 AM PST by E Rocc (Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
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17 posted on 02/23/2007 6:37:36 AM PST by E Rocc (Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
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To: E Rocc

Argh....it showed up fine in the preview window. :P


18 posted on 02/23/2007 6:39:54 AM PST by E Rocc (Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
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To: Lucky9teen
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see Senator's Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die." whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response.

Soon the word arrived, Senator's Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Hilary commented to Teddy, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly will help our images and might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN IT." Kennedy agreed--it was a good thing.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Ted's hand in his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally Senator Kennedy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." Amen" said Teddy. "Amen" said Hillary.

The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."

19 posted on 02/23/2007 6:41:13 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: E Rocc
Well, then, er, ahem, um, I'll announce Larry Flynt as head of my Public Relations.

And, er, ah, um, I'll announce that my Cabinet will be at least 15% illegal aliens to have it match the American population and, er, ah, humph, I'll announce that we're too Nationalistic and I plan to appoint an Iranian as the head of Homeland Security to promote good will in the Middle East.

Top THAT, Kucinich!

20 posted on 02/23/2007 6:42:51 AM PST by ArGee (Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors.)
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