Posted on 02/23/2007 6:12:56 AM PST by Lucky9teen
In before ten?.......
Howdy.
My judge is waaaay cooler than your judge.
Present.
Good Morning all. It's Friday and our forecast for this week end is SNOW and lot's of it, 10 to 16 inches. The family and I are so excited. Hubby hasn't had to fire up the snow blower at all so far this winter. The Kid has discovered capitalism
(getting paid by the neighbors to help with shoveling). Big Kid hours at work cut because of lack of snow (no broken snow blowers). Me, I just like to romp in the snow with the Dog, who has never experienced a deep snow fall yet. Let it snow!!!
oops... :-p
My lucky rocketship underpants are in the wash (and I am NOT gonna put them on until they are clean this time), the proxy is now blocking the site with all the Calvin 'n' Hobbes archives, and somebody set the alarm clock for the 2008 Presidential Elections 18 MONTHS TOO EARLY.
I haven't even had the chance to get my exploratory committee announced.
I plan to run as a Democrat.
First I'll attack the US Military as being an attempt by men to compensate for their tiny winkies. Then I'll announce that I'm actually a transgendered lesbian who's been unable to get an abortion because a homophobic self-righteous God trapped me in a male body.
Then I'll name a Redwood Tree as my running mate because America doesn't show nearly enough respect to Native Americans or plant species.
1) It'll be entertaining to watch Clinton, Obama, and Edwards try to go left of that.
2) I can live off the campaign contributions for a while.
I should rake in about $10.5 billion.
Shalom.
1) It'll be entertaining to watch Clinton, Obama, and Edwards try to go left of that.Kucinich can.
-Eric
Argh....it showed up fine in the preview window. :P
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see Senator's Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die." whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response.
Soon the word arrived, Senator's Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Hilary commented to Teddy, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly will help our images and might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN IT." Kennedy agreed--it was a good thing.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Ted's hand in his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally Senator Kennedy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." Amen" said Teddy. "Amen" said Hillary.
The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
And, er, ah, um, I'll announce that my Cabinet will be at least 15% illegal aliens to have it match the American population and, er, ah, humph, I'll announce that we're too Nationalistic and I plan to appoint an Iranian as the head of Homeland Security to promote good will in the Middle East.
Top THAT, Kucinich!
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