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(Vanity) Are Americans Hobbits?
grey_whiskers ^ | 01-01-2007 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 01/01/2007 11:32:48 AM PST by grey_whiskers

J.R.R. Tolkien, in his masterpiece The Lord of The Rings, gave the following description of Hobbits as a people:

Nonetheless, ease and peace had left this people still curiously tough. They were, if it came to it, difficult to daunt or to kill; and they were, perhaps, so unwearingly fond of good things not least because they could, when put to it, do without them, and could survive rough handling by grief, foe, or weather in a way that astonished those who did not know them well and looked no further than their bellies and their well-fed faces. Though slow to quarrel, and for sport killing nothing that lived, they were doughty at bay, and at need could still handle arms.

Let us compare this quote to a number of accusations which have been leveled against Americans from many sources.

Mullah Jalaluddin Haqqani, October 2001, about Americans fighting in Afghanistan:

“"We are eagerly awaiting the American troops to land on our soil, where we will deal with them in our own way. I tell you the Soviets were a brave enemy and their soldiers could withstand tough conditions. The Americans are creatures of comfort. They will not be able to sustain the harsh conditions that await them."”(Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36946,00.html)

Brigadier General Masoud Jazayeri, the official spokesman of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard: "The mismanagement and the mishandling of the acute psychological problems brought about by Hurricane Katrina clearly showed that others can, at any given time, create a devastated war zone in any part of the U.S." said Brigadier General Masoud Jazayeri, the official spokesman of the Revolutionary Guard. (Source: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46267 )

Osama bin Laden:” "It has been made clear during our defending and fighting against the American enemy that this enemy's combat strategy is heavily dependent on the psychological aspect of war due to its large and efficient media apparatus and of course its indiscriminate aerial bombing which hides the cowardice and lack of fighting spirit of the American soldier.” (Source: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/09/20060905-7.html)

Al-Zarhawi"This is the fumbling that precedes the defeat. Bush and Blair are hiding the true disaster they are facing in Iraq and Afghanistan. They know better than others that there is no hope in victory. The Vietnam specter is closing every outlet." (Source: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/09/20060905-7.html)

It is clear that our enemies believe, or they wish that everyone believes, that America is really a weak country. A paper tiger if you will. Now, I can see grounds for *some* of their criticisms. The mention of “psychological problems” along with “Vietnam specter” immediately brings to mind…John Kerry. Wormtongues can be found in other houses besides Saruman’s. (Or, since we are discussing hobbits, maybe Ted Sandyman would be a better example.)

But does this mean that Americans as a whole are weak, or are unwilling to fight? Consider the story of Monica Beltran. Continuing to fight with a bone shattered by a bullet? Yes, a real “creature of comfort.” Sometimes, it takes actually facing a peril—as opposed to say, peppering your own rear with rice fragments—to teach you the worth of valour.

As far as the indiscriminate aerial bombing goes, I believe that Al-Zarqawi would have disageed. Before a pair of ‘indiscriminate’ laser guided 500-lb bombs hit his house dead center…Like the hobbits, America has not lost her touch, nor her skill with weapons at need.

And speaking of valour, we would do well to recall one more famous anti-American quote of recent memory:

“Remember the valiant Iraqi peasant and how he shot down an American Apache with an old weapon.”

Do you know who said that?

Saddam Hussein.

Sic semper tyrannis..


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; History; Military/Veterans; Society
KEYWORDS: hobbits; vanity; waronterror; whiskersvanity
Cheers!
1 posted on 01/01/2007 11:32:51 AM PST by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers

If Americans are hobbits, who's Gandalf?


2 posted on 01/01/2007 11:34:30 AM PST by My2Cents ("Friends stab you from the front." -- Oscar Wilde)
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To: My2Cents

LeBron James.


3 posted on 01/01/2007 11:36:51 AM PST by Chi-townChief
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To: ecurbh; HairOfTheDog
Some of us might be.
4 posted on 01/01/2007 11:38:13 AM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: My2Cents
Reagan. We are waiting him to return as Renaldus the White :-)

Cheers!

5 posted on 01/01/2007 11:38:31 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

I'm with you there.


6 posted on 01/01/2007 11:39:22 AM PST by My2Cents ("Friends stab you from the front." -- Oscar Wilde)
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To: Chi-townChief

At least its not Regis Philbin.


7 posted on 01/01/2007 11:39:55 AM PST by My2Cents ("Friends stab you from the front." -- Oscar Wilde)
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To: grey_whiskers
I knew a few people who could easily pass as hobbits without any makeup or foot extensions.
I don't know about their heartiness however, they are liberals and would probably roll over and die if faced with any adversities.
8 posted on 01/01/2007 11:43:35 AM PST by Nathan Zachary
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To: grey_whiskers

I'd rather be a Nazgul!


9 posted on 01/01/2007 11:51:53 AM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: grey_whiskers
After a late night, I woke up with someone who looked like a Hobbit.
10 posted on 01/01/2007 11:58:33 AM PST by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: 2Jedismom; 300winmag; Alkhin; Alouette; ambrose; Anitius Severinus Boethius; Anne of DC; artios; ...

Ring Ping!!

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Anyone wishing to be added to or removed from the Ring-Ping list, please don't hesitate to let me know.

11 posted on 01/01/2007 12:34:51 PM PST by ecurbh (Rudy in 2008)
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To: grey_whiskers

Americans certainly are descended from the British...and Tolkien based Hobbits on one [particularly appealing] aspect of the British national personality circa the very early 20th century. So a connection is certainly "in the genes".


12 posted on 01/01/2007 12:57:26 PM PST by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: grey_whiskers
Are Americans Hobbits

No, no, and no. Tolkien was addressing the Industrial Revolution and in some ways the walk of a Christian. Quit twisting a timeless piece of literature to justify US foreign policy

13 posted on 01/01/2007 1:10:04 PM PST by billbears (Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it. --Santayana)
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To: Lil'freeper

Ping


14 posted on 01/01/2007 1:16:06 PM PST by big'ol_freeper (It looks like one of those days when one nuke is just not enough-- Lt. Col. Mitchell, SG-1)
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To: big'ol_freeper

She already beat ya to it...


15 posted on 01/01/2007 1:23:19 PM PST by RosieCotton
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To: grey_whiskers
But does this mean that Americans as a whole are weak, or are unwilling to fight?... Yes, a real “creature of comfort.”

One does not preclude the other.

I enjoy my comforts. I see little virtue in sleeping on the cold ground when you have the ability to have a warm bed or to eat dry bread and beans when a seven course meal awaits.

Does that mean I am unwilling to fight? Nah! It just means that I take no joy in crushing you to powder. In fact it annoys me because I had other plans involving sitting under my own vine and fig tree with a nice book and maybe some tunes.

But just because I had other plans does not mean that if you push me hard enough that I won't change them.

16 posted on 01/01/2007 1:34:44 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (We must have faith For when it is all said and done, Faith manages. And the impossible is achieved)
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To: RosieCotton

She does that...


17 posted on 01/01/2007 1:34:53 PM PST by big'ol_freeper (It looks like one of those days when one nuke is just not enough-- Lt. Col. Mitchell, SG-1)
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To: billbears
Indeed, Tolkien explicitly stated he loathed allegory in all of its forms--I was only pointing out that the "Americans are soft" crowd have it all wrong, and using Hobbits as an analogy people could relate to.

Cheers!

18 posted on 01/01/2007 3:03:35 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: ecurbh; HairOfTheDog; RosieCotton; Corin Stormhands; All
Psst!

I'm a hobbit!

AND!

I'm now the same age as Frodo and Bilbo when they started thier adventures!

50! :o)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

19 posted on 01/03/2007 5:08:41 AM PST by Anne of DC
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