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Telemarketing Email - Funniest Ever!!
11/17/06 | Email

Posted on 11/17/2006 6:31:20 AM PST by dcnd9

Telemarketers Revenge

http://springtreedigital.com/mp3/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: email; fun; funstuff; humor; laugh

1 posted on 11/17/2006 6:31:21 AM PST by dcnd9
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To: dcnd9


http://springtreedigital.com/mp3/


2 posted on 11/17/2006 6:31:39 AM PST by dcnd9
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To: dcnd9
Definitely funny! I was laughing, no doubt.

My wife and I have discussed a similar scheme, sort of an act on the line so to speak:

Telemarketer: May I speak to lafroste?
Lafroste: Who is this?
TM: < doesn't matter>
Laf (to wife in background): This another one your boyfriends? You &^%#$, I'll kill you for this!
Mrs. Laf (in background): No! No! Don't put that knife down!! < screams> < sounds of fighting screaming, then gurgling>
Hang up on TM.

We haven't tried it yet because our kids are always around during these calls and we don't want to upset them.

3 posted on 11/17/2006 6:42:21 AM PST by lafroste (gravity is not a force. See my profile to read my novel absolutely free (I know, beyond shameless))
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To: dcnd9


LOL...You shouldn't put those kind of ideas in my head


4 posted on 11/17/2006 6:42:21 AM PST by Robe (Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
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To: dcnd9

Loved it. Couldn't happen to a better bunch. :-)


5 posted on 11/17/2006 6:44:26 AM PST by SueRae
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To: dcnd9

That's hilarious.....


6 posted on 11/17/2006 6:44:38 AM PST by showme_the_Glory (No more rhyming, and I mean it! ..Anybody want a peanut.....)
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To: lafroste

Actually, I figured out a way to completely, completely stop telemarketer calls in 30 days or less..

1) answer the phone politely
2) when the sales person gives their little talk, be enthusiastic..like you simply can't wait to get your hands on their product
3) the more excited the caller gets (cause they're FINALLY gonna make a sale), get more excited..

then the kicker
4) when they start verifying information (they already have phone number, etc.) answer all questions
5) when they get to the part about income, I told them quote well, I'm unemployed but my wife works part-time, is that ok?? unquote

THEY hang up on me..it's noted on the record that I'm unemployed with a SO that works part-time..when the list is sold, I'm immediately taken off since I have no income..

(I have a nice job with a good income, but THEY don't need to know that)..

ALL telemarketer calls stopped within 30 days..it works like a charm..


7 posted on 11/17/2006 6:47:18 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info..)
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To: dcnd9

Too bad it cut off in the middle of the story. I'd like to hear how the called ended.


8 posted on 11/17/2006 6:47:26 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: dcnd9

Bookmarking.


9 posted on 11/17/2006 6:49:20 AM PST by RandallFlagg (Suddenly, there'll be LOTS of GOOD NEWS coming out of Iraq from CNN (PUKE!))
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
5) when they get to the part about income, I told them quote well, I'm unemployed but my wife works part-time, is that ok?? unquote

I had a credit card co call me one time to offer me a free card. They asked for Name, Addy, DoB, and Employment. I stated I was UE. They said "That's ok, your card should arrive in a few days." About 3 days later it did. LOL.
10 posted on 11/17/2006 6:50:16 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: dcnd9

My eyes are watering! Thanks for the laugh.


11 posted on 11/17/2006 6:53:39 AM PST by GnuHere
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

try the do not call registry..it works like a charm..


12 posted on 11/17/2006 6:55:08 AM PST by ken5050
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To: dcnd9

Tom Mabe has whole CD's out of these calls. My favorite is when a carpet cleaning company calls and he asks whether they can get a large amount of fresh blood out the carpet quickly.


13 posted on 11/17/2006 7:00:54 AM PST by fnord (dachshunds with erections can't climb stairs)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


14 posted on 11/17/2006 7:14:19 AM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: fnord

I didn't even realize that - just ordered one from Amazon thanks to your post. I wish I could try his methods, but I would be cracking up too bad.


15 posted on 11/17/2006 7:31:35 AM PST by GnuHere
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To: lafroste

An engineer with a good sense of humor! Cool. I hope you two get to do something soon. It sounds like my kinda fun.
My only complaint about the Nat'l No Call List is that I don't get to play with sales people on the phone anymore.


16 posted on 11/17/2006 7:35:08 AM PST by Shimmer128 (Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
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To: dcnd9

Bump for later.


17 posted on 11/17/2006 8:50:42 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: dcnd9

BTTT


18 posted on 11/17/2006 11:13:07 AM PST by jonascord ("Don't shoot 'em! Let 'em burn!...")
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To: Peanut Gallery; Wneighbor; Samwise; alfa6; snippy_about_it; Darksheare; Corin Stormhands

ping


19 posted on 11/17/2006 6:56:11 PM PST by Professional Engineer (Speel check? What for? It'll just become part of the FReeper lexicon.)
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To: Professional Engineer

or lordy that is funny. We need to get this one to my brother. He'll LOVE it.


20 posted on 11/17/2006 7:08:27 PM PST by Peanut Gallery
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