My wife and I have discussed a similar scheme, sort of an act on the line so to speak:
Telemarketer: May I speak to lafroste?
Lafroste: Who is this?
TM: < doesn't matter>
Laf (to wife in background): This another one your boyfriends? You &^%#$, I'll kill you for this!
Mrs. Laf (in background): No! No! Don't put that knife down!! < screams> < sounds of fighting screaming, then gurgling>
Hang up on TM.
We haven't tried it yet because our kids are always around during these calls and we don't want to upset them.
LOL...You shouldn't put those kind of ideas in my head
My eyes are watering! Thanks for the laugh.
Bump for later.