Posted on 11/03/2006 12:27:26 AM PST by sully777
"Mickey Mouse, Al Kaholic and Mike Bibby will not be elected as write-in candidates, so Mr. Funnyman, you might as well forget about casting votes for them this November.
What may be funny to you, election officials say, isn't funny to them -- because the off-the-cuff write-in votes take a lot of extra time to count, delaying unofficial election night results for hours and final results for days after the election..." [Snip]
(Excerpt) Read more at sacbee.com ...
LOL - Warms my cockles!
"Pizzas with anchovies are illegal in Oklahoma!"
So is taking a bite off of someone else's hamburger....
for rizeal
Dear Friends and Relatives:
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000
for a monument to William Jefferson Clinton. We originally wanted to put him
on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more
faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Clinton in the Washington, DC, Hall Of
Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It
was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who
never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since
Clinton could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he
got there, didn't know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had
been, decimated the well-being of the majority of the population while he
was there, and did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you.
William Jefferson Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. We have raised $1.35 so far.
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas .
" They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit KissMe."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
Good Morning!
Good luck, I hope you win!
Here is a picture from the brochure........
Cruise Ship Brochure Photo
Nothing is too good for my friends or family!
Funny, I was just thinking yesterday about going on a cruise. Have my fingers crossed that I win.
We had a sign that said "Welcome to our Ool. Notice there is no "P" in it. Please keep it that way."
lolol
Are there any prizes for the best post because you deserve the top prize. Cool!
Somewhere in Massachusetts, there's a village missing an idiot.
Kerry during his college years?
This thread blows!!!LOL
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