Skip to comments.
The Official Friday Silliness Thread: Elections, Detections, and any other directions
Sacramento Bee (Why not ask the Bees?) ^
| 10-03-06
| Sully777
Posted on 11/03/2006 12:27:26 AM PST by sully777
"Mickey Mouse, Al Kaholic and Mike Bibby will not be elected as write-in candidates, so Mr. Funnyman, you might as well forget about casting votes for them this November.
What may be funny to you, election officials say, isn't funny to them -- because the off-the-cuff write-in votes take a lot of extra time to count, delaying unofficial election night results for hours and final results for days after the election..." [Snip]
(Attribution: Ed Fletcher - Bee Staff Writer. October 21, 2006 Page B1
(Excerpt) Read more at sacbee.com ...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: funnies; ofst; sillyvote; whoopwhoop
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 81-100, 101-120, 121-140 ... 181-188 next last
Where is everyone???
101
posted on
11/03/2006 9:55:05 AM PST
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: ErnBatavia
To: Auntbee
Mornin' Aunt Bee... Paw has been watching Slingblade again?!
103
posted on
11/03/2006 9:57:35 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: JJR RNCH
I had a little personal grooming to attend to. Would you care for a Cheeto?
To: JJR RNCH
Speaking of cheeto's, it's lunch time. Time to go grab some grub. I'll check back later.
To: HOTTIEBOY
Hi HB, how are you?
106
posted on
11/03/2006 9:59:30 AM PST
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: HOTTIEBOY
107
posted on
11/03/2006 10:00:54 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Pulling our troops from Iraq now would be like pulling firefighters from fires before they are out.)
To: EX52D
Hey EX, how ya been?
108
posted on
11/03/2006 10:02:29 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Pulling our troops from Iraq now would be like pulling firefighters from fires before they are out.)
To: EX52D
bwaaahahahaha. funny picture.
Hello cutie, how have you been. I'll be OK as long as I still have a job after today.
109
posted on
11/03/2006 10:03:13 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: The_Victor; martin_fierro; Auntbee; Millee; Slings and Arrows; EveningStar
Did somebody say "Hunting Season"?
Click the Pic
110
posted on
11/03/2006 10:03:44 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: JRios1968
Nice Jrios1968...nice...nice.
111
posted on
11/03/2006 10:05:42 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Lucky9teen
Doing good, been a little busy with work and vacation.
112
posted on
11/03/2006 10:11:42 AM PST
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: SquirrelKing
Unions step up their 527 ads:
How much for you to vote Democrat or not show up? We can do it two ways: Here's the first. Nino is awaiting in the van with the second option.
113
posted on
11/03/2006 10:13:00 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
I saw Borat last night. It was teh funnay.
To: Rightly Biased
I've got my hammer and lunch pail
115
posted on
11/03/2006 10:15:04 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: HOTTIEBOY
116
posted on
11/03/2006 10:16:03 AM PST
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: girlscout
The demo tape that got Kansas their first recording contract had this song on it.
"Can I Tell You"
Can I tell you something
Got to tell you one thing
If you expect the freedom
That you say is yours
Prove that you deserve it
Help us to preserve it
Or being free will just be
Words and nothing more
117
posted on
11/03/2006 10:17:47 AM PST
by
fredhead
(What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
To: sully777
118
posted on
11/03/2006 10:21:02 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: Lucky9teen
Speaking philosophically on John Kerry's ... WHOA HEY LADY ... humor, the french knew it was ... YOU GOT BIG ONES ... a proper form of ... NICE LEGS ... humor. But of course, they love ... DON'T TOUCH ME THERE WITH A FEATHER ... the humor of a mime.
119
posted on
11/03/2006 10:23:36 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: dead
Can I use that...that one is gooooood.
120
posted on
11/03/2006 10:26:26 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 81-100, 101-120, 121-140 ... 181-188 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson