Posted on 09/29/2006 12:49:41 AM PDT by sully777
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You found the gold mine of images.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
Feel free to make a copy for yourself. No problem here. It grosses me out every time I look at it. ;-)
It's better than the mouse head in the green beans story that I heard last week.
We have crawdads here in Texas too! When I was a kid we used to catch them in the ditches after a heavy rain. My dad also found a litter of baby skunks behind the house. They didn't stay there long at all.
LOL!! Not far from the truth. I might not be a very observant member of the tribe, but I always fast...
haha yeah, that was a great one. I saw it the night it aired on SNL...I *literally* fell out of my chair!
"OH SNAP! I didnt see nothin!"
"Leave the man alone...this is the BEST PLAYER IN FOOTBALL...he didnt take your f***in puppet!"
You get salmonella from frogs...New twist on the tainted spinach.
and a fellow Cajun! (born n rasied in Baton Rouge)
Good one...I emailed it to my list.
I love that video. That is awesome.
You get iron toxic from the canned stuff.
Doing well, sully, doing well.
I've got my flooded basement unflooded.
Pretty pleased I came out as well as I did.
And You...Howz life?
Ai-eeeee! Unfortunately, I am not Cajun. Born and raised in New Orleans. But I will be moving to Lafayette within a year. Is it possible to become, like, adopted Cajun?
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