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Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store
AP ^ | 9/15/06

Posted on 09/15/2006 6:20:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside

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To: Kokojmudd; yldstrk
This is the biggest story to come out of Mckeesport in ...oh probably 100 years.

Yeh? What about 'The Green Man' ............ and the infamous watermelon murder at Renzie Park?

61 posted on 09/15/2006 8:51:55 AM PDT by beyond the sea ( How much freedom of speech you enjoy depends on who you insult.)
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To: trillabodilla

My pleasure.


62 posted on 09/15/2006 8:53:35 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
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To: Howlin; onyx; Clemenza; Petronski; GummyIII; SevenofNine; martin_fierro; veronica; EggsAckley; ...

Miscellaneous Ping List


63 posted on 09/15/2006 9:03:51 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: JZelle; MikefromOhio

Whizzinator PING!!


64 posted on 09/15/2006 9:10:15 AM PDT by JRios1968 (9-11, 5 years later...NEVER forget!)
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To: lesser_satan

Guess she mistook it for a bean and cheese burrito?


65 posted on 09/15/2006 10:32:05 AM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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To: Vinnie
She heard microwave energy causes severe swelling.

It plumps when you cook it.

66 posted on 09/15/2006 4:41:27 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: beyond the sea
Bummer........... personally, I've always liked my fake penis broiled with garlic and onions.......... and just a little rosemary.

Recall that humor columnist Dave Barry once wrote a piece about pub food in England, where he saw a display of a dish which he swore was called "Spotted Dick".

Cheers!

67 posted on 09/15/2006 6:39:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: Alex Murphy; HarleyD; Frumanchu

Total (giggle) Depravity Ping


68 posted on 09/15/2006 8:21:30 PM PDT by Gamecock (The GRPL: Because life is too short for bad Theology*)
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To: Slings and Arrows

speechless....bump


69 posted on 09/15/2006 9:35:48 PM PDT by bitt ("And an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.")
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To: Mr. Brightside

What would the penalty have been for a real one?


70 posted on 09/15/2006 11:20:17 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: grey_whiskers
LOL........ I'd pass.

;-)

71 posted on 09/16/2006 7:16:23 AM PDT by beyond the sea ( How much freedom of speech you enjoy depends on who you insult.)
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