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Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store
AP ^ | 9/15/06

Posted on 09/15/2006 6:20:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside

Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store

Fake Penis Holds Urine For Drug Test

POSTED: 8:45 am EDT September 15, 2006

MCKEESPORT, Pa. -- The case of the fake male organ is now closed.

A man and woman who asked a Pennsylvania convenience store clerk to microwave a fake penis have settled disorderly conduct charges

A woman named Leslye Creighton, 41, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct charges in connection with the incident last February at a convenience store near Pittsburgh.

The incident began when Creighton's friend, Vincent Bostic, 31, filled a fake penis with his urine, which Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. On the way to the test, the couple stopped at a convenience store and asked a clerk to heat it in a microwave. They had wrapped it in a paper towel.

A shocked store clerk called police, thinking Creighton had put a severed male sex organ in the microwave. It turned out the object was fake, the type used to beat a urine test. Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature for the drug test, police said.

Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she's sentenced in November.

Charges were dropped against Bostic, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave.


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KEYWORDS: jagoff; losertarians; mckeesport; whizzinator; yunzer
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To: Xenalyte

My day is now complete.

;-)


41 posted on 09/15/2006 6:53:06 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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To: Toby06

Why do your posts always show up when people start talking about penis.




Wait, I'm here too.

Nevermind.


42 posted on 09/15/2006 6:55:56 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: DungeonMaster
Actually I prefer that you smoke it.

"Heh heh heh."

43 posted on 09/15/2006 6:56:06 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: RockinRight

sounds like hillary clinton


44 posted on 09/15/2006 6:56:19 AM PDT by al baby
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To: Mr. Brightside; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
If I weren't at work I'd post the video for a certain King Missile song.


45 posted on 09/15/2006 6:59:13 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
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To: pax_et_bonum

I had a feeling this would ice your Friday cake!

So to speak. ;p


46 posted on 09/15/2006 7:03:47 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.)
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To: Xenalyte
In the testing lab....

First lab attendant: "Looky here! Hillery is applying for a job!

Second lab attendant: How do you know?

First lab attendent: No other woman could have this much testosterone in a sample!
47 posted on 09/15/2006 7:16:48 AM PDT by Issaquahking (Trust can't be bought)
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48 posted on 09/15/2006 7:53:31 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Mr. Brightside

She heard microwave energy causes severe swelling.


49 posted on 09/15/2006 7:56:05 AM PDT by Vinnie
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To: Xenalyte
I had a feeling this would ice your Friday cake!

So to speak. ;p

I can't decide whether it's iced or melted.... :-I

50 posted on 09/15/2006 8:02:18 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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To: xsmommy; martin_fierro
martin is sleeping away while the microwaved penis case comes to fruition.

We had The scoop yesterday (post 31)

SD

51 posted on 09/15/2006 8:06:49 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave; martin_fierro

well i will be sure to come to you two, as the GO TO PENILE UPDATE guys ; )


52 posted on 09/15/2006 8:13:29 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Larry Lucido; RepoGirl

ping


53 posted on 09/15/2006 8:13:38 AM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: nuconvert
"Why did they have to replace the microwave?"

Pernaps the fake penis peed all over it.

54 posted on 09/15/2006 8:14:54 AM PDT by albee (The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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To: yldstrk
This ain't "news/activism". Pls move it to "Chat/Garbage".

Whaddya mean? This is the biggest story to come out of Mckeesport in ...oh probably 100 years.
55 posted on 09/15/2006 8:17:36 AM PDT by Kokojmudd (Outsource GM to a Red State! Put Walmart in charge of all Federal agencies!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thanks for the ping! The title alone had me LOL!


56 posted on 09/15/2006 8:18:18 AM PDT by trillabodilla (Jesus Saves)
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To: xsmommy

Oh, you! I bet you say that to all the guys;)


57 posted on 09/15/2006 8:21:25 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: ASA Vet

haha, yes. See the picture right below your response.

Whoo hoo!


58 posted on 09/15/2006 8:38:17 AM PDT by Shimmer128 (kûlia i ka nu`u.)
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To: martin_fierro; Mr. Brightside
Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store

Bummer........... personally, I've always liked my fake penis broiled with garlic and onions.......... and just a little rosemary.

59 posted on 09/15/2006 8:45:52 AM PDT by beyond the sea ( How much freedom of speech you enjoy depends on who you insult.)
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To: Mr. Brightside
........ some friend.

;-)

60 posted on 09/15/2006 8:47:44 AM PDT by beyond the sea ( How much freedom of speech you enjoy depends on who you insult.)
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