Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store

AP ^ | 9/15/06

[Mr. Brightside]

Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store

Fake Penis Holds Urine For Drug Test

POSTED: 8:45 am EDT September 15, 2006

MCKEESPORT, Pa. -- The case of the fake male organ is now closed.

A man and woman who asked a Pennsylvania convenience store clerk to microwave a fake penis have settled disorderly conduct charges

A woman named Leslye Creighton, 41, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct charges in connection with the incident last February at a convenience store near Pittsburgh.

The incident began when Creighton's friend, Vincent Bostic, 31, filled a fake penis with his urine, which Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. On the way to the test, the couple stopped at a convenience store and asked a clerk to heat it in a microwave. They had wrapped it in a paper towel.

A shocked store clerk called police, thinking Creighton had put a severed male sex organ in the microwave. It turned out the object was fake, the type used to beat a urine test. Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature for the drug test, police said.

Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she's sentenced in November.

Charges were dropped against Bostic, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave.

[pax_et_bonum]

My day is now complete.

;-)

[HOTTIEBOY]

Why do your posts always show up when people start talking about penis.




Wait, I'm here too.

Nevermind.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Actually I prefer that you smoke it.

"Heh heh heh."

[al baby]

sounds like hillary clinton

[Slings and Arrows]

If I weren't at work I'd post the video for a certain King Missile song.

[Xenalyte]

I had a feeling this would ice your Friday cake!

So to speak. ;p

[Issaquahking]

In the testing lab....

First lab attendant: "Looky here! Hillery is applying for a job!

Second lab attendant: How do you know?

First lab attendent: No other woman could have this much testosterone in a sample!

[martin_fierro]

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[Vinnie]

She heard microwave energy causes severe swelling.

[pax_et_bonum]

I had a feeling this would ice your Friday cake!

So to speak. ;p

I can't decide whether it's iced or melted.... :-I

[SoothingDave]

martin is sleeping away while the microwaved penis case comes to fruition.

We had The scoop yesterday (post 31)

SD

[xsmommy]

well i will be sure to come to you two, as the GO TO PENILE UPDATE guys ; )

[lesser_satan]

ping

[albee]

"Why did they have to replace the microwave?"

Pernaps the fake penis peed all over it.

[Kokojmudd]

This ain't "news/activism". Pls move it to "Chat/Garbage".

Whaddya mean? This is the biggest story to come out of Mckeesport in ...oh probably 100 years.

[trillabodilla]

Thanks for the ping! The title alone had me LOL!

[bwteim]

Oh, you! I bet you say that to all the guys;)

[Shimmer128]

haha, yes. See the picture right below your response.

Whoo hoo!

[beyond the sea]

Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store

Bummer........... personally, I've always liked my fake penis broiled with garlic and onions.......... and just a little rosemary.

[beyond the sea]

........ some friend.

;-)