Posted on 09/15/2006 6:20:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store
Fake Penis Holds Urine For Drug Test
POSTED: 8:45 am EDT September 15, 2006
MCKEESPORT, Pa. -- The case of the fake male organ is now closed.
A man and woman who asked a Pennsylvania convenience store clerk to microwave a fake penis have settled disorderly conduct charges
A woman named Leslye Creighton, 41, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct charges in connection with the incident last February at a convenience store near Pittsburgh.
The incident began when Creighton's friend, Vincent Bostic, 31, filled a fake penis with his urine, which Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. On the way to the test, the couple stopped at a convenience store and asked a clerk to heat it in a microwave. They had wrapped it in a paper towel.
A shocked store clerk called police, thinking Creighton had put a severed male sex organ in the microwave. It turned out the object was fake, the type used to beat a urine test. Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature for the drug test, police said.
Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she's sentenced in November.
Charges were dropped against Bostic, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave.
Yeh? What about 'The Green Man' ............ and the infamous watermelon murder at Renzie Park?
My pleasure.
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Whizzinator PING!!
Guess she mistook it for a bean and cheese burrito?
It plumps when you cook it.
Recall that humor columnist Dave Barry once wrote a piece about pub food in England, where he saw a display of a dish which he swore was called "Spotted Dick".
Cheers!
Total (giggle) Depravity Ping
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What would the penalty have been for a real one?
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