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Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store
AP ^ | 9/15/06

Posted on 09/15/2006 6:20:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside

Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store

Fake Penis Holds Urine For Drug Test

POSTED: 8:45 am EDT September 15, 2006

MCKEESPORT, Pa. -- The case of the fake male organ is now closed.

A man and woman who asked a Pennsylvania convenience store clerk to microwave a fake penis have settled disorderly conduct charges

A woman named Leslye Creighton, 41, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct charges in connection with the incident last February at a convenience store near Pittsburgh.

The incident began when Creighton's friend, Vincent Bostic, 31, filled a fake penis with his urine, which Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. On the way to the test, the couple stopped at a convenience store and asked a clerk to heat it in a microwave. They had wrapped it in a paper towel.

A shocked store clerk called police, thinking Creighton had put a severed male sex organ in the microwave. It turned out the object was fake, the type used to beat a urine test. Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature for the drug test, police said.

Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she's sentenced in November.

Charges were dropped against Bostic, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: jagoff; losertarians; mckeesport; whizzinator; yunzer
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To: Kokojmudd; yldstrk
This is the biggest story to come out of Mckeesport in ...oh probably 100 years.

Yeh? What about 'The Green Man' ............ and the infamous watermelon murder at Renzie Park?

61 posted on 09/15/2006 8:51:55 AM PDT by beyond the sea ( How much freedom of speech you enjoy depends on who you insult.)
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To: trillabodilla

My pleasure.


62 posted on 09/15/2006 8:53:35 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
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To: Howlin; onyx; Clemenza; Petronski; GummyIII; SevenofNine; martin_fierro; veronica; EggsAckley; ...

Miscellaneous Ping List


63 posted on 09/15/2006 9:03:51 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: JZelle; MikefromOhio

Whizzinator PING!!


64 posted on 09/15/2006 9:10:15 AM PDT by JRios1968 (9-11, 5 years later...NEVER forget!)
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To: lesser_satan

Guess she mistook it for a bean and cheese burrito?


65 posted on 09/15/2006 10:32:05 AM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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To: Vinnie
She heard microwave energy causes severe swelling.

It plumps when you cook it.

66 posted on 09/15/2006 4:41:27 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: beyond the sea
Bummer........... personally, I've always liked my fake penis broiled with garlic and onions.......... and just a little rosemary.

Recall that humor columnist Dave Barry once wrote a piece about pub food in England, where he saw a display of a dish which he swore was called "Spotted Dick".

Cheers!

67 posted on 09/15/2006 6:39:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: Alex Murphy; HarleyD; Frumanchu

Total (giggle) Depravity Ping


68 posted on 09/15/2006 8:21:30 PM PDT by Gamecock (The GRPL: Because life is too short for bad Theology*)
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To: Slings and Arrows

speechless....bump


69 posted on 09/15/2006 9:35:48 PM PDT by bitt ("And an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.")
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To: Mr. Brightside

What would the penalty have been for a real one?


70 posted on 09/15/2006 11:20:17 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: grey_whiskers
LOL........ I'd pass.

;-)

71 posted on 09/16/2006 7:16:23 AM PDT by beyond the sea ( How much freedom of speech you enjoy depends on who you insult.)
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