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Meet Grumpy - the nastiest cat on earth
ThisisLondon.co.uk ^ | 29.08.06

Posted on 08/30/2006 9:47:47 AM PDT by Zechariah_8_13

With his vicious fangs on display and weight firmly on his back legs, this tabby looks set to pounce on its unsuspecting prey.

But it is not mice, birds or any other small animals he is after. It is not even the other pet cats he has already savaged in his neighbourhood.

They were deemed too 'small' a target to terrify, so he decided to turn his attention to a much larger prey - humans.

The pet cat, who has been named Grumpy because of his exploits, started entering all the cat flaps on one street in the search for food.

He would make each house his own and would scare off the cats who lived in each of the houses.

And when the surprised owners returned home, Grumpy leapt through the air at them, hissing at them and scratching their hands and arms.

His antics in a small leafy street in Swindon, Wiltshire, have been described as a 'four-month reign of terror' by neighbours, who finally caught the cat and put it in a cage this week.

'It was the nastiest cat ever, it would just attack you and come at you with its claws and teeth,' said one 21-year-old resident.

'If you came home or woke up to see it, he would go crazy, bouncing off furniture at you before running out of the door.

'But you never saw Grumpy in the street or outside your home - that is why we named him the Phantom cat because we never saw him except for in our homes.'

At first the neighbours felt sorry for the puss, but after four received nasty cuts and scratches, they called the RSPCA for help.

They finally trapped Grumpy behind the sofa and used a broom to push it into a cage.

Helen Briggs, of the RSPCA, said the was very unusual for the cat to react with such ferocity.

'It is common for cats to go into other people's houses because they have a curious nature and some do stand their ground when they are approached if they feel threatened,' she said.

'But to actually leap up and attack a stranger is not as common. The poor thing must really be at its wits end and must not really have any love at all.

'I hope that it has a microchip inside it so that we can find its owner.'

Grumpy is being checked over by a vet and will be collected by the RSPCA for re-homing if no owner is found.

'He has been hissing at us and scratching our arms for four months now and I'm quite glad to see the back of him,' another resident said.

'I trapped him in the living room and ran to get my neighbour. In the end there were three of us in pyjamas running around my house after a cat.

'We finally trapped him behind the sofa and I got a broom and pushed it into the cage. It was great. Four months is a long time.'

'We felt sorry for it to start with but after four months we have had enough. We finally got it and we were all really happy and cheered."


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; grumpy; kitty; kittyping; nastiest; nasty; originalvikingkitty; viking
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To: pax_et_bonum

Stop it Animala!


41 posted on 08/31/2006 9:02:05 AM PDT by stevie_d_64 (Houston Area Texans (I've always been hated))
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To: Zechariah_8_13
When Grumpy was a kitten:
42 posted on 08/31/2006 9:05:06 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
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To: Rightfootforward; Doogle

He may very well have a medical problem that accounts for this behavior, and it won't necessarily be found by the sort of examination he's likely to get from a shelter vet.

Years ago, there was a fairly highly ranked pro tennis player named Helen Kelesi, whose frequent McEnroe-like tantrums were legendary, earning her the nickname "Hurricane Helen". This behavior went on for years, and everybody just assumed she was an arrogant jerk (like McEnroe). But eventually she started getting bad headaches and was discovered to have a large brain tumor, which had likely been the cause of her erratic behavior.


43 posted on 08/31/2006 9:06:18 AM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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To: Zechariah_8_13

Word to the wise: Lock your cat flap before leaving home...


44 posted on 08/31/2006 9:30:21 AM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Just because cats have big courage, doesn't mean they're rotten.


45 posted on 08/31/2006 10:04:25 AM PDT by Lady Jag (People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.)
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To: Jack Deth; Zechariah_8_13
I Loved Reading this Story, Zechariah, and I Loved your "Grumpy" Poem, Jack! I Hope there's a Human Somewhere that will Find a Special Place in Grumpy's Heart! : )


46 posted on 08/31/2006 10:36:18 AM PDT by Kitty Mittens (To God Be All Excellent Praise!)
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To: Lady Jag
Just because cats have big courage, doesn't mean they're rotten.

It can, though, mean they are foolhardy:


47 posted on 08/31/2006 10:36:27 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The cat made it, didn't it.

That's not foolhardy, that's chutzpah!


48 posted on 08/31/2006 10:39:09 AM PDT by Lady Jag (People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.)
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To: Jack Deth
You got that right.

It's simple:   CATS RULE.


49 posted on 08/31/2006 10:41:52 AM PDT by Lady Jag (People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.)
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To: Lady Jag

I wonder if that silly goose's tail is always that big or if it's fluffed up like that for the bear - when my tabby fluffs his tail it means he thinks it's time to kick butt.


50 posted on 08/31/2006 3:08:15 PM PDT by Felis_irritable
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To: Zechariah_8_13

So where's the "Cat Whisperer"?


51 posted on 08/31/2006 3:14:29 PM PDT by WestCoastGal (Mobil 1 Command Performance Driver of the Race Dale Earnhardt Jr. ~ Bristol Baby)
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To: Twinkie
Stink was just a very bad tempered princess who only showed affection to my brother. Everyone else was beneath her and deserving of as much hatred and bile as she could spit out. She was a lot like the cat in Babe, only fatter.

My own batch of cats are good natured and a bit weird, and the lone male of the bunch has no fear of anything. What kind of dogs do/did you have?

52 posted on 08/31/2006 3:32:12 PM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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To: Felis_irritable
That's a kick butt tail. Note the cat's deliberate, confident approach and study the bear. The bear is already leaving and keeping an eye looking over his shoulder at his nemisis, the cat.

Different cat:


53 posted on 08/31/2006 4:02:48 PM PDT by Lady Jag (People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.)
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To: RepoGirl

Mutts. One was about 17 when she died, the other one 12 or 13. I was just kidding about Stuffy murdering them, but she is tough as nails. Had to be to survive those rowdy dogs. Those two dogs actually played with two kittens so rough that they finally killed them. We didn't find those kittens until months later under tool cabinets in a garage, just thought they had wandered off.


54 posted on 08/31/2006 6:43:50 PM PDT by Twinkie (Faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the Word of God.)
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To: Twinkie
We just adopted a kitten a few weeks ago, a slinky little stripey grey tabby we named Chase. Her arch nemesis (and best friend) is our beloved Rottie, Ursa. Ursa is probably the most tender hearted dog I've ever met (she's also the bravest, but only when bears are in the yard).

This kitten runs rings around her. There's probably an 87 lb. weight difference between them, and yet Chase has no fear of Ursa. She just saunters up to the dog, swats her nose, and struts off. Ursa's just flabbergasted.

55 posted on 08/31/2006 8:31:40 PM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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To: RepoGirl

Cats and Dogs are such a great combo, eh?

My brother had a great cat and dog combo, the dog would have the entire cat's head in its mouth, slobbering all over it, while its two front paws pinned the cat...and the cat would be yowling, but it was all a game...the cat could have escaped any time it wanted...:)


56 posted on 08/31/2006 8:42:31 PM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Gotta love a cat like that!


57 posted on 08/31/2006 8:44:13 PM PDT by ladyinred (Leftists, the enemy within.)
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