Posted on 08/15/2006 1:02:20 PM PDT by G8 Diplomat
Bored and need a laugh? Post any dumb comments you've made or heard here on this thread.
I'll start...
1. "Tuna smells like dead fish" --Me
2. "Yeah, I'll go to a sleepover, as long as it's at night" --my sister, several years ago
3. Anything a liberal has ever said
4. "Oh, you need equations to do this math problem?!" --someone in my sophomore algebra 2 class, two years ago
5. "Is an imaginary number one like 'eleventy one'?" --someone else in my Algebra 2 class
6. "If AM is amplitude modulation and FM is frequency modulation, what does XM stand for?" --someone in my physics class last year, and they were not joking when they asked this!
7. Me: "We could at least go to somewhere on a different continent for vacation"
My sister: "Yeah! We could go to Canada!"
8. "Whoa...Belgium's not in the Balkans?!" --someone in my history class
9. "Are the Faroes Islands in Egypt?" --my sister
10. "That sign says 'No Running, No Jumping, No Diving'. So what are we supposed to do at this pool? Swim?!" --some kid at the pool last year in Hawaii
"B+. That's the same kind I had last time!"
Car with hood up, folks replacing something
My daughter asks, "Having trouble with your car"?
I said, "No they just like parking outside an auto shop with the hood up".
Here's your sign.
She wasn't as amused as the rest of us.
"It's raining outside". Well, duh! Unless it's one humungous enclosed building like the Vehicle Assembly Building at Cape Canaveral, it's going to rain outside.
The day my daughter called a Q- tip and EAR-TWIG still amuses us.
Someone I love very much once said "That lion is so cute! He looks just like a big cat."
A few days later, I told this person "Shoot the ocean sunset from where I'm standing, so that line of shimmering light on the water will line up with the camera."
I told her, "Don't worry, if the hospital staff ever saw you in public, they'd never recognize your face."
I feel a lot more like I do now than I did a few minutes ago. - some stoner at some party
If you go on that road and get killed you will be dead.
Me: "Wow! I'll bet this place used to BE someplace, once!"
I heard a woman on the morning radio chatter station say, "we have evolved so much, our penicillins don't work any more." I hooted and pointed at my radio.
An ad in the paper looked like this:
One Day Sale! Friday-Saturday
(Even if it began at midnight on Friday and ended at midnight on Saturday, it would still technically be 2 days...)
This past Saturday in my local McDonald's the lady in line in front of me asks the girl working at the register:
"Is there egg on the Egg McMuffin?"
Honest.
Several years ago I was having my teeth cleaned. Not being entirely up to speed on dental jargon I referred to plaque as plankton. The dentist, trying very hard not to laugh, corrected me. Something along the line that he would deal with my plaque, and the next time he had a whale for a patient ... he'd take care of the plankton.
LOL!
You know how when we have babies, we moms put little bows in our daughter's hair and dress her in pink, so that everyone will know she's a girl? Or we dress boys in blue so it's clear they are masculine? I once remarked to my husband that our son was so masculine, "I'd know he was a boy even without any clothes."
It was probably a hormonal thing.
"Is this horse meat?" My wife asked my neighbor who had spent hours making a brisket. (she asked me before we got there what kind of meat is brisket and I told her "brisket is horse")
LOL! Hi redhead!
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