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To: G8 Diplomat
What fun! Here's one said by a nice pregnant lady in an obstetrician's office where I worked years ago, after I handed her the card with her blood type on it.
"B+. That's the same kind I had last time!"
2 posted on
08/15/2006 1:05:32 PM PDT by
American Quilter
(You can't negotiate with people who are dedicated to your destruction.)
To: G8 Diplomat
Outside an Autozone...
Car with hood up, folks replacing something
My daughter asks, "Having trouble with your car"?
I said, "No they just like parking outside an auto shop with the hood up".
Here's your sign.
She wasn't as amused as the rest of us.
3 posted on
08/15/2006 1:06:06 PM PDT by
gov_bean_ counter
( Helen Thomas on anticipating and handling a crisis: "I'll live under that bridge when I get to it.")
To: G8 Diplomat
"It's raining outside". Well, duh! Unless it's one humungous enclosed building like the Vehicle Assembly Building at Cape Canaveral, it's going to rain outside.
4 posted on
08/15/2006 1:07:32 PM PDT by
NCC-1701
(RADICAL ISLAM IS A CULT. IT MUST BE ELIMINATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
To: G8 Diplomat
The day my daughter called a Q- tip and EAR-TWIG still amuses us.
5 posted on
08/15/2006 1:09:03 PM PDT by
alisasny
(Cynthia McKinny..INTERNATIONAL BLACK FEMALE CONGRESSPERSON OF MYSTERY)
To: G8 Diplomat
Someone I love very much once said "That lion is so cute! He looks just like a big cat."
A few days later, I told this person "Shoot the ocean sunset from where I'm standing, so that line of shimmering light on the water will line up with the camera."
6 posted on
08/15/2006 1:09:16 PM PDT by
Petronski
(Living His life abundantly.)
To: G8 Diplomat
I feel a lot more like I do now than I did a few minutes ago. - some stoner at some party
To: G8 Diplomat
If you go on that road and get killed you will be dead.
9 posted on
08/15/2006 1:19:02 PM PDT by
mware
(Americans in armchairs doing the job of the media.)
To: G8 Diplomat
10 posted on
08/15/2006 1:25:06 PM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: G8 Diplomat
The setup...: Years ago, hubby and I were taking a driving tour of our neighborhood, the State of Alaska. We were in a remote area, somewhere near the Arctic Circle, I think, when we came across some derelict old ruins of several log buildings.
Me: "Wow! I'll bet this place used to BE someplace, once!"
11 posted on
08/15/2006 1:25:29 PM PDT by
redhead
(Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain)
To: G8 Diplomat
I heard a woman on the morning radio chatter station say, "we have evolved so much, our penicillins don't work any more." I hooted and pointed at my radio.
12 posted on
08/15/2006 1:27:03 PM PDT by
prion
(Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM the spelling police)
To: G8 Diplomat
This past Saturday in my local McDonald's the lady in line in front of me asks the girl working at the register:
"Is there egg on the Egg McMuffin?"
Honest.
14 posted on
08/15/2006 1:37:26 PM PDT by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: G8 Diplomat
Several years ago I was having my teeth cleaned. Not being entirely up to speed on dental jargon I referred to plaque as plankton. The dentist, trying very hard not to laugh, corrected me. Something along the line that he would deal with my plaque, and the next time he had a whale for a patient ... he'd take care of the plankton.
15 posted on
08/15/2006 1:41:40 PM PDT by
BluH2o
To: G8 Diplomat
A very dear friend of mine once said, when someone started to tell a joke about a minority group, "Stop it. I don't like ethical jokes!"
18 posted on
08/15/2006 2:11:11 PM PDT by
Theresawithanh
(Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
To: G8 Diplomat
Mrs_Victor: "You're always disagreeing with me."
Me: "I am not."
23 posted on
08/15/2006 2:58:19 PM PDT by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: G8 Diplomat
Post any dumb comments you've made or heard here on this thread. But I haven't madce any comments on this thread.
Whoops. I just did.
25 posted on
08/15/2006 3:03:43 PM PDT by
lowbridge
(I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)
To: G8 Diplomat
When I was a yute in church and learned about the practice of burning incense, I made the comment, "Why are they lighting bugs on fire in church?" When no one knew what I was talking about, I continued, "they said they are burning insects!"
26 posted on
08/15/2006 3:34:37 PM PDT by
Cyclopean Squid
(Being That Guy so you don't have to.)
To: G8 Diplomat
I introduced my young son to a man at a reception - 'This is the Dad of Annie's Dad' (Annie is a friend of my son) The man said 'Yes, I'm Annie's Grandpa'
After hearing him put it so simple, I felt stupid!
To: G8 Diplomat
After seeing the superbowl commercial last year or the previous year my old enough to know better daughter said...."Jimmy Hendrix played guitar"? The silence was deafening as we tried to take that in. lol
To: G8 Diplomat
Didn't John Kerry provide us with some hoots such as, "I voted for it before I voted against it."
To: G8 Diplomat
In answer to my son's asking me, "What did you say?"
...
"Oh, nothing. I was just talking."
33 posted on
08/15/2006 6:33:01 PM PDT by
bannie
(HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
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