To: G8 Diplomat
What fun! Here's one said by a nice pregnant lady in an obstetrician's office where I worked years ago, after I handed her the card with her blood type on it.
"B+. That's the same kind I had last time!"
2 posted on
08/15/2006 1:05:32 PM PDT by
American Quilter
(You can't negotiate with people who are dedicated to your destruction.)
To: American Quilter
A woman at work was complaining about how degrading it felt to have a colonoscopy...
I told her, "Don't worry, if the hospital staff ever saw you in public, they'd never recognize your face."
7 posted on
08/15/2006 1:11:23 PM PDT by
gov_bean_ counter
( Helen Thomas on anticipating and handling a crisis: "I'll live under that bridge when I get to it.")
To: American Quilter
"Is this horse meat?" My wife asked my neighbor who had spent hours making a brisket. (she asked me before we got there what kind of meat is brisket and I told her "brisket is horse")
19 posted on
08/15/2006 2:12:31 PM PDT by
CJ Wolf
To: American Quilter
My nephew worked at Yosemite for a couple of years. The Japanese seemed to ask him the most interesting questions:
"What time do they turn off the waterfalls?"
"Whose dogs were out [in the meadow] barking all night?"
"Where do they keep the bears?"
35 posted on
08/15/2006 6:35:54 PM PDT by
bannie
(HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
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