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Deckchair trapped testicles
Ananova ^
| 8/2/06
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Posted on 08/02/2006 6:24:37 AM PDT by Millee
A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.
Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia.
His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.
But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.
He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
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(Trying sympathetic look....nope) Bwahahahahahaha!
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:24:37 AM PDT
by
Millee
To: carlr; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; Mike Bates; Mr. Jeeves; ...
I have nothing to add ping!
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:25:19 AM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
UNNNGH!!
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:25:35 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: Millee
"they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half."Careful with that saw buddy!
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:26:33 AM PDT
by
guitar4jesus
(Black, Conservative . . . and I vote!)
To: Millee
I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:27:12 AM PDT
by
randog
(What the...?!)
To: Millee
This stuff happens to me all the time and I never make the papers.
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:27:34 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I looked in my rearview mirror.)
To: guitar4jesus
Heh heh, you said "member", heh heh."
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:29:11 AM PDT
by
gate2wire
To: Millee
Soak a egg in vinegar for two days, then drop a match into a coke bottle and immediately set the egg on the top of the bottle - WHUMP! It gets sucked in.
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:29:41 AM PDT
by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: Millee
...aren't stories like this supposed to have photos...na, nevermind...
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:29:55 AM PDT
by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
To: Millee
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:29:57 AM PDT
by
Suzy Quzy
("When Cabals Go Kaboom"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
To: Millee; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; najida; JimWforBush; r-q-tek86; ...
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| I WAS IN THE POOL/SHRINKAGE, PING!!! |
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To: Suzy Quzy
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:34:12 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
To: Millee
He didn't have to call for help, simply fall to the side and drag himself back in to the cool sea for some more shrinkage.
But in reality, there might be some orientation changes - hanging down low vs. sucked up tight during temperature changes, but actual nard size doesn't vary with temp. That business is for other parts.
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:37:52 AM PDT
by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: Millee
He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone ... Whatever did the world do prior to cell phones?
He's lucky he didn't get a voice recording ... as in 'What is the nature of your emergency? Press 1 if you require immediate assistance; Press 2 for other emergencies, like getting your balls caught in a deck chair.
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:37:53 AM PDT
by
BluH2o
To: Millee
I knew a woman once who got her tit hung in a wringer.
Not really, that is just an old saying. I guess it is from the old days of hand operated washing machines.
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:42:02 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Millee
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:43:52 AM PDT
by
johnny7
(“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
To: Ditter
But you know, it wouldn't be a saying if it hadn't happened once, somewhere back in the mists of time. 0.o
Ouch.
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:44:20 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(You can do that, and be a whack-job pedophile on meth.)
To: Millee; All
On behalf of all Men...
OUCH!!!!!!!
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:45:49 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: Millee
The maneltoe.
To: Millee
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:49:35 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
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