(Trying sympathetic look....nope) Bwahahahahahaha!
1 posted on
08/02/2006 6:24:37 AM PDT by
Millee
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To: carlr; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; Mike Bates; Mr. Jeeves; ...
I have nothing to add ping!
2 posted on
08/02/2006 6:25:19 AM PDT by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
UNNNGH!!
3 posted on
08/02/2006 6:25:35 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: Millee
"they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half."Careful with that saw buddy!
4 posted on
08/02/2006 6:26:33 AM PDT by
guitar4jesus
(Black, Conservative . . . and I vote!)
To: Millee
I hate it when that happens.
5 posted on
08/02/2006 6:27:12 AM PDT by
randog
(What the...?!)
To: Millee
This stuff happens to me all the time and I never make the papers.
6 posted on
08/02/2006 6:27:34 AM PDT by
BipolarBob
(Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I looked in my rearview mirror.)
To: Millee
Soak a egg in vinegar for two days, then drop a match into a coke bottle and immediately set the egg on the top of the bottle - WHUMP! It gets sucked in.
8 posted on
08/02/2006 6:29:41 AM PDT by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: Millee
...aren't stories like this supposed to have photos...na, nevermind...
9 posted on
08/02/2006 6:29:55 AM PDT by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
To: Millee
10 posted on
08/02/2006 6:29:57 AM PDT by
Suzy Quzy
("When Cabals Go Kaboom"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
To: Millee
He didn't have to call for help, simply fall to the side and drag himself back in to the cool sea for some more shrinkage.
But in reality, there might be some orientation changes - hanging down low vs. sucked up tight during temperature changes, but actual nard size doesn't vary with temp. That business is for other parts.
13 posted on
08/02/2006 6:37:52 AM PDT by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: Millee
He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone ... Whatever did the world do prior to cell phones?
He's lucky he didn't get a voice recording ... as in 'What is the nature of your emergency? Press 1 if you require immediate assistance; Press 2 for other emergencies, like getting your balls caught in a deck chair.
14 posted on
08/02/2006 6:37:53 AM PDT by
BluH2o
To: Millee
I knew a woman once who got her tit hung in a wringer.
Not really, that is just an old saying. I guess it is from the old days of hand operated washing machines.
15 posted on
08/02/2006 6:42:02 AM PDT by
Ditter
To: Millee
16 posted on
08/02/2006 6:43:52 AM PDT by
johnny7
(“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
To: Millee
The maneltoe.
To: Millee
20 posted on
08/02/2006 6:49:35 AM PDT by
RockinRight
(She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
To: Millee
Man, I hate it when that happens.
22 posted on
08/02/2006 6:51:31 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Millee
"do your boys hang low, do they wobble to and fro..."
25 posted on
08/02/2006 6:53:40 AM PDT by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: Millee
Moral of the story......Wear shorts when swimming!
26 posted on
08/02/2006 6:55:06 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
(12th district Freeper.)
To: Millee
30 posted on
08/02/2006 7:17:56 AM PDT by
Hatteras
To: Millee
O
M
G!
32 posted on
08/02/2006 7:19:35 AM PDT by
Toby06
(True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
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38 posted on
08/02/2006 7:28:41 AM PDT by
Toby06
(True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
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