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Posted on 08/02/2006 6:24:37 AM PDT by Millee
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To: vimto
LOL! I remember my mother using one of those things! So if I can remember and YOU can remember.............. WE are BOTH old!
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:30:31 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Millee
That's going to leave a mark.
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:32:16 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
To: LongElegantLegs
A former boss of mine actually did get his tie caught in the shredder...I thought for sure he had done it as a gag, but he was ticked off enough later that I realized it wasn't.
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:41:51 AM PDT
by
Gondring
(If "Conservatives" now want to "conserve" our Constitution away, then I must be a Preservative!)
To: johnny7; Suzy Quzy
Appropriately hosted at "tinypic.com"?
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:42:39 AM PDT
by
Gondring
(If "Conservatives" now want to "conserve" our Constitution away, then I must be a Preservative!)
To: Sax; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
He didn't have to call for help, simply fall to the side and drag himself back in to the cool sea for some more shrinkage. Or stay calm, order a drink (on the rocks), and discreetly reverse the process...though you're right, there's an anatomical/physiological problem with the shrinkage explanation.
45
posted on
08/02/2006 7:45:25 AM PDT
by
Gondring
(If "Conservatives" now want to "conserve" our Constitution away, then I must be a Preservative!)
To: Ditter
I knew a woman once who got her tit hung in a wringer. Not really, that is just an old saying. I guess it is from the old days of hand operated washing machines.
Maybe that was the early prototype of a mammogram.
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:47:22 AM PDT
by
dc27
To: Gondring
Or stay calm, order a drink (on the rocks), and discreetly reverse the process...though you're right, there's an anatomical/physiological problem with the shrinkage explanation.
Or he could have thought about Helen Thomas naked.
47
posted on
08/02/2006 7:48:20 AM PDT
by
dc27
To: Millee
Sort of reminds me of the drunk that crawled into a taxicab in Boston a while back. He tells the cab driver "Take me to the hospital". Cab driver responds with "Peter Bent?". Drunk says, "No, just caught in the zipper".
To: dc27
No... that would have led to major trauma as he would have likely jumped up immediately and tried to drown himself.
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:52:15 AM PDT
by
Gondring
(If "Conservatives" now want to "conserve" our Constitution away, then I must be a Preservative!)
To: dc27
I'm so glad there's no such thing as a manogram!
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:52:48 AM PDT
by
Gondring
(If "Conservatives" now want to "conserve" our Constitution away, then I must be a Preservative!)
To: Gondring
The only thing big over there is their server...
51
posted on
08/02/2006 7:57:08 AM PDT
by
johnny7
(“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
To: Millee
I understand this is why so many men stayed of the deck of the sinking Titanic.
To: JRios1968
53
posted on
08/02/2006 8:48:34 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: BJClinton
Indeed!
How's the little princess doing?
54
posted on
08/02/2006 8:49:21 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: JRios1968
Almost up to 10 pounds. I think we've developed a Pavlovian response in that at night I pick her up and burp her after feeding so Mrs. BJC can sleep some. Now, whenever I pick her up she barfs on me.
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posted on
08/02/2006 9:25:42 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: BJClinton
Consider those your "Daddy" wings...you're now officially certified.
56
posted on
08/02/2006 9:38:44 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: JRios1968
57
posted on
08/02/2006 9:55:02 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: Xenalyte; Millee
I think I've got my eggs confused...well, not MY eggs...
;o)
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posted on
08/02/2006 10:31:07 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Millee
man, this stuff just finds you out.
To: Millee; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Mr. Brightside
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