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Deckchair trapped testicles
Ananova ^
| 8/2/06
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Posted on 08/02/2006 6:24:37 AM PDT by Millee
A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.
Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia.
His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.
But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.
He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: akamaximusoftexas; anudecroatian; baggageclaim; beachballs; cringing; croatianism; globalwarming; honeyishrunkmy; justnuts; lugnuts; nutcracker; nutcrackersuite; oneinamillionjerry; ouchie; owie; smn; testicles; whendeckchairsattack
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To: Ditter
"I guess it is from the old days of hand operated washing machines."
Hey, not so much of the 'old' stuff - I grew up with them! We called them 'mangles' which was what they did to anything caught up n them.
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:51:27 AM PDT
by
vimto
(Blighty Awaken!)
To: Millee
Man, I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:51:31 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: johnny7
That's the one!!!!! LOL!!
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:52:30 AM PDT
by
Suzy Quzy
("When Cabals Go Kaboom"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
To: Sax
You have a LOT of time on your hands...:)
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:53:33 AM PDT
by
Suzy Quzy
("When Cabals Go Kaboom"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
To: Millee
"do your boys hang low, do they wobble to and fro..."
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:53:40 AM PDT
by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: Millee
Moral of the story......Wear shorts when swimming!
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:55:06 AM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(12th district Freeper.)
To: Suzy Quzy
I used to - I think that one was a 5th grade science experiment!
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posted on
08/02/2006 6:55:43 AM PDT
by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: Suzy Quzy
Caught... “short-changed”
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:08:33 AM PDT
by
johnny7
(“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
To: 4yearlurker
Wear shorts when swimming!...or stay off wooden deck chairs!
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:09:02 AM PDT
by
jerri
To: Millee
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:17:56 AM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: Bacon Man; Hap
Ping to something we have to try at the beach!
The egg thing, not the deck-chair thing.
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:18:20 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No sir, I didn't like it.)
To: Millee
O
M
G!
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:19:35 AM PDT
by
Toby06
(True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
To: Millee
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:19:54 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: Sax
I don't have any coke bottles, but plenty of empty beer bottles. Will that work?
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:21:13 AM PDT
by
Toby06
(True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
To: Toby06
Now I've given you a reason to mix a bloody mary this morning. ;o)
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:21:53 AM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Toby06
Yeah and it'll probably look even more cool!
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:24:50 AM PDT
by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: Millee
HA! Like I need a reason!
Bottoms up! Drinks, too!
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:27:52 AM PDT
by
Toby06
(True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
To: Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; TheBigB
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:28:41 AM PDT
by
Toby06
(True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
To: Millee
Next time, I'll bet he'll be more careful not to let something slip through the cracks like that.
To: johnny7
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:30:24 AM PDT
by
Polybius
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