Posted on 07/23/2006 2:20:36 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn
Help! Teen daughter is having a swim party and the house is being run over by pissy little twits who can't go outside because they might get hot. What?!? Swim?!? Of course not! We just washed our hair and used conditioner and it took sooooo long to dry. Ooooh, did you know my boyfriend said..... Oooooh, I went shopping and I bought this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and....
Egads! Calgon take me away! And they're spending the night!!! It's been an hour and I simply can't take it any more. I seriously wasn't not like this crowd when I was their age. Half, including daughter and the kids who are usually over here, are out having a blast in the water but this other half act like extras in for "Beverly Hills 90210".
Ommmmmmm, ommmmmmmm, ommmmmm. I'm doing this because I love my daughter..... I'm doing this because I love my daughter..... I'm...... I'm going stark raving mad and will never last another 24 hours with these ninnies...... ommmmmm.
Ok, that's it. I'm waking Mr. M to take get the grill started. He always makes lots of stinky smoke, heehee. That'll do wonders for their hair. ;-) (evil laughter)
And I have to make something for the vegetarian because she can't eat burgers. Hello, she's the one who buys pepperoni pizza and picks the pepperonis off. Excuse me, is she saving them to glue together to make a pig again? And she eats eggs because the baby chicks are already dead. See, I told you they're ninnies.
LOL
Sounds like you need to get a BIG slobbery dog :)
I'm going to have to follow this thread closely. My daughter just became a teenager - perhaps this looking into the future might keep me sane.
That's strange. My 16 year old daughter gives me an earful when I don't try to wipe her out on the wakes when she's kneeboarding
I would order the biggest all meat pizza I could get my hands on with super extra helpings of canadian bacon and sausage.
There's nothing wrong with insisting they get outside with the rest--perhaps starting some sort of game out there.
On the other hand, you could bring in the outside girls so they entertain each other and leave you alone.
ENJOY!!
Like, omigawd. That's like, so, eeew.
That attitude goes right up to the mid-20s these days. Why I'm still single. They're all gossiping soap-opera/90210/OC lightweights, concerned with the latest style.
These are the people that actually buy and read the magazines at supermarket checkouts.
Nah find a neighbor with a Mastiff or St. Bernhard or Newfoundland.
The dog will drive the teen girls out in a hurry becuase "EWWWWW he's gross!!!!!!"
hehehehe
This is why for the most part, I never hung out with other teenaged girls... ;-)
Ewww indeed...but in reverse!
Commiserations.
I feel for ya....been there, done it and am happy to report all parties involved survived.
A Newf would be be in the pool swimming and having fun with the normal half of the party. Bringing a Mastiff would be a better idea -- it wouldn't go near the pool but would drive the prissy girls right in there after slobbering all over their new clothes.
And I have to make something for the vegetarian because she can't eat burgers.
Egads! You have your hands full.
Call the pissy 90210 girls close to the pool and have hubby do a big cannonball right in front of them!
Ah yes, gin. ;-)
; )
We bought a big expensive ice-cream cake for the girls, and one of the girls just licked the icing off of her slice and came back for a new one...
All the sugar- and starch-based foods in the house disappeared Cheers!
"Excuse me, is she saving them to glue together to make a pig again? "
Thats FUNNY!!!!
MM
I cant relate, I have boys and they are BOYS in every sense of the word.
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