LOL
Sounds like you need to get a BIG slobbery dog :)
There's nothing wrong with insisting they get outside with the rest--perhaps starting some sort of game out there.
On the other hand, you could bring in the outside girls so they entertain each other and leave you alone.
ENJOY!!
We bought a big expensive ice-cream cake for the girls, and one of the girls just licked the icing off of her slice and came back for a new one...
All the sugar- and starch-based foods in the house disappeared Cheers!
Yes, we have a dog who's down there enjoying it all. We also have the neighbor's dog who thinks it lives here, but he's not too pleased with any of it.