Posted on 07/20/2006 8:34:58 AM PDT by Comstock1
Every thing is $10 beacuse I hate him! He is a looser so I hope he see's me getting rid of his stuff for cheap.
1) A bunch of old baseball cards. Like a shoe box full, He was pissed when he couldnt find them so maybe they are worth something. I think they are stupid.
2) Box of porn. A bunch of VHS vids. This was fun to take out from under him because he didn't think I even knew about them. I knew that the contents of the box seemed to be re-arranged every time I left him home alone for a while.
3) Car Subwoofers in a big box. I dont know how big they are, but there is 2 of them and they are in some box he had made.
4) Sony camera phone from Cingular with numbers of his girlfiends still in it. If you are a male looking for easy chicks this thing is full of them.
5) set of weights. The kind you do curls with, he had been using these to get not so damn fat. I think I'm doing him a favor with this becuase it seemed to just be a waist of time.
6) A computer part. I dont know what it is but I opened his computer and pulled it out becuase it was the only think that wasnt screwed in. its long flat and skinny, like an oversized piece of gum.
7) 5 belts. All ugly.
8) a bunch of chargers. I dont know what they go to, all I know is that he probably needs them.
My Name is XXXXX XXXX Email me if you are interested in any of this jerks stuff. cincodemayoxxxxx@gmail.com
The funniest line in the whole thing.
She definitely doesn't spell well throughout the piece, but she's not a "looser" if all of his stuff is on HER side of the locked door!
Ping to number #6 for the laugh of week :)
Ping to number #6 for the laugh of the week :)
This is FUNNY.
Wealthy will be the person that opens a store for Lane Bryant-sized women but sews size 7 tags on all the clothes.
LOL!
This guy has one hellva sense of humor. I'd love to go to a Mariners game and drink a few beers with him.
Marilyn may have been size 14, but few people looked like she did in that size.
Being a FREERIDER is the only way to go!
She wore it well and was well-proportioned.
I went back to the Austin Craig's List where I found this and now there is a reply from the wife:
And I don't know whether to be freaked out or just laugh it off, but I did NOT post this creative and well thought out ad! LoL.
I can only assume this was a joke, but by who, I don't know.
PLEASE FLAG THAT POST...MY INBOX IS REACHING THE MAXIMUM LIMIT!
SERIOUSLY, PLEASE FLAG THIS AS PROHIBITED-IT IS ILLEGAL TO POST MY PERSONAL INFO.
THANK YOU!
MANDA KATE =o}
I wonder if there are things like Nolan Ryan's rookie card in there?
Now that would suck for ex-hubby.
Time for another "Cheating Husband Yard Sale"!
Thanks for posting that. It is a crackup. What did the guy get for the dress?
If I remember right, he got over $1000. Who knows if the other person actually came through with the payment though.
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