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X-Husband's Stuff for Sale (Gotta Love Craig's List)
Craig's List

Posted on 07/20/2006 8:34:58 AM PDT by Comstock1

Every thing is $10 beacuse I hate him! He is a looser so I hope he see's me getting rid of his stuff for cheap.

1) A bunch of old baseball cards. Like a shoe box full, He was pissed when he couldnt find them so maybe they are worth something. I think they are stupid.

2) Box of porn. A bunch of VHS vids. This was fun to take out from under him because he didn't think I even knew about them. I knew that the contents of the box seemed to be re-arranged every time I left him home alone for a while.

3) Car Subwoofers in a big box. I dont know how big they are, but there is 2 of them and they are in some box he had made.

4) Sony camera phone from Cingular with numbers of his girlfiends still in it. If you are a male looking for easy chicks this thing is full of them.

5) set of weights. The kind you do curls with, he had been using these to get not so damn fat. I think I'm doing him a favor with this becuase it seemed to just be a waist of time.

6) A computer part. I dont know what it is but I opened his computer and pulled it out becuase it was the only think that wasnt screwed in. its long flat and skinny, like an oversized piece of gum.

7) 5 belts. All ugly.

8) a bunch of chargers. I dont know what they go to, all I know is that he probably needs them.

My Name is XXXXX XXXX Email me if you are interested in any of this jerks stuff. cincodemayoxxxxx@gmail.com


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 5beltsallugly; boxofporn; craigslist; divorce; getnotsodamnfat; humor
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To: Mr. Brightside
OMG! That is hilarious. I'm in tears over here. Thanks for posting that. I needed that bell-aching laugh.


21 posted on 07/20/2006 9:20:29 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: MotleyGirl70
I also got three marriage proposals. Yes, you read it right - three marriage proposals. I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay.

The funniest line in the whole thing.

22 posted on 07/20/2006 9:23:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: trisham

She definitely doesn't spell well throughout the piece, but she's not a "looser" if all of his stuff is on HER side of the locked door!


23 posted on 07/20/2006 9:26:10 AM PDT by linda_22003
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To: Cagey; Larry Lucido; rintense; jdm; pissant; TommyDale; Liz; cmsgop; EODGUY; MoJo2001; D1X1E; ...

Ping to number #6 for the laugh of week :)


24 posted on 07/20/2006 9:27:08 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Cagey; Larry Lucido; rintense; jdm; pissant; TommyDale; Liz; cmsgop; EODGUY; MoJo2001; D1X1E; ...

Ping to number #6 for the laugh of the week :)


25 posted on 07/20/2006 9:28:49 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Comstock1
"I knew that the contents of the box seemed to be re-arranged every time I left him home alone for a while."

C'mon, who isn't guilty of this!
26 posted on 07/20/2006 9:31:49 AM PDT by jdm (Can I get me a huntin' license here?)
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To: Comstock1; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Being single sounds pretty good right now.


27 posted on 07/20/2006 9:36:02 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MotleyGirl70

This is FUNNY.


28 posted on 07/20/2006 9:37:46 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Mr. Brightside
There was this one woman who wrote, "You should have covered your tattoos. People will be able to recognize you, like on America’s Most Wanted." HELLO!!! I’m a guy selling a dress. I’m not wanted for war crimes.

Wealthy will be the person that opens a store for Lane Bryant-sized women but sews size 7 tags on all the clothes.

LOL!

This guy has one hellva sense of humor. I'd love to go to a Mariners game and drink a few beers with him.

29 posted on 07/20/2006 9:37:56 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: MotleyGirl70; TommyDale

Marilyn may have been size 14, but few people looked like she did in that size.

30 posted on 07/20/2006 9:44:40 AM PDT by Liz (The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Tijeras_Slim
Being single sounds pretty good right now.

Being a FREERIDER is the only way to go!

31 posted on 07/20/2006 9:45:59 AM PDT by Allegra (FReeping LIVE! from suddenly one of the safer places in the Middle East)
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To: Liz

She wore it well and was well-proportioned.


32 posted on 07/20/2006 9:46:35 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Comstock1

I went back to the Austin Craig's List where I found this and now there is a reply from the wife:


And I don't know whether to be freaked out or just laugh it off, but I did NOT post this creative and well thought out ad! LoL.

I can only assume this was a joke, but by who, I don't know.

PLEASE FLAG THAT POST...MY INBOX IS REACHING THE MAXIMUM LIMIT!
SERIOUSLY, PLEASE FLAG THIS AS PROHIBITED-IT IS ILLEGAL TO POST MY PERSONAL INFO.

THANK YOU!

MANDA KATE =o}


33 posted on 07/20/2006 9:47:01 AM PDT by Comstock1 (If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.)
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To: Hatteras
Baseball Cards?!

I wonder if there are things like Nolan Ryan's rookie card in there?

Now that would suck for ex-hubby.

34 posted on 07/20/2006 9:48:46 AM PDT by Allegra (FReeping LIVE! from suddenly one of the safer places in the Middle East)
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To: Comstock1; sully777; Slings and Arrows; MotleyGirl70

Time for another "Cheating Husband Yard Sale"!

35 posted on 07/20/2006 9:49:58 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Mr. Brightside

Thanks for posting that. It is a crackup. What did the guy get for the dress?


36 posted on 07/20/2006 9:52:29 AM PDT by Defiant (Restraint is not weakness, it is reasoned application of a moral code. There are limits to restraint)
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To: Defiant

If I remember right, he got over $1000. Who knows if the other person actually came through with the payment though.


37 posted on 07/20/2006 9:55:08 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: Defiant


Winning bid: US $3,850.00
Ended: Apr-28-04 15:37:01 PDT

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://weddingdressguy.com/original_ebay_ad/5f_1.JPG&imgrefurl=http://weddingdressguy.com/original_ebay_ad/ebaylisting.html&h=300&w=400&sz=13&hl=en&sig2=3x58ljhHLX5mfJjdDR20-w&start=2&tbnid=WHemIHkw9FFwNM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&ei=Fbe_RITHFYSOaJTA4csK&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522One%2BSlightly%2BUsed%2BSize%2B12%2BWedding%2BGown%2522%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN
38 posted on 07/20/2006 10:05:15 AM PDT by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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To: Liz
She was great! The very first "Miss Artichoke" at the Artichoke Festival in Castroville, California...

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39 posted on 07/20/2006 10:05:30 AM PDT by TommyDale (Stop the Nifongery!)
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To: MotleyGirl70
Here he is:


40 posted on 07/20/2006 10:07:47 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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